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@hannahsofiadias roubado não, mas enrrabado sim

"4€ each" Mano. 😂😂😂😂 Foste roubated

@lovendertwt se pedir desculpa por existir eu desculpo

me desculpa por pedir tanta desculpa

@MasculineM7 yes we are, and feels good

25 year old single mother rants about how dating is hard for her and easy for men

@philosophymeme0 there is a small chance God is a pervert, think about it for a second

@0nlyk1tt3n bring back public executions with stones or wood piles

She is just doing what she enjoys and yet people are hating on her.

@dvorstone unless you only watch naked females like me, if you are watching porn with dicks in it, there is a 100% chance you are gay, and your entire reality fits inside a closet

All pornography trains a "cuckhold" fantasy because you're the voyeur. You are training yourself to be aroused by another man having sex with a woman you desire instead of YOU having sex with her. Don't do this to yourself.

@AzPetrich he looked like your typical middle east migrant 😆 at least he was not black, that would have been worst "niggas you all got to love each other"

Just a reminder for Christian's celebrating Easter this week. Jesus looked like the guy in the first picture - not the second.

@Antunes1 i would prefer to work in a construction ditch or a Dubai sewage than end things with irina

Imagine trading top 1% genetics for a mid Latina

@Rosycastilloo dude in case you wonder, it's yes i will deep eat that ah

🖤🍑

@1Nicdar 20 years later put it in the most obvious place to teach him another lesson

My son was showing me his new 300 piece toolset, so I stole his 10mm socket to teach him a valuable life lesson. 😬

@EpicClipVault he make it look so easy, i assure you it's not

An F1 driver casually destroying an indoor go kart track

@Catia19899891 andaste à porrada?

Eu, e um pouco de edição fotográfica à mistura 😁💁🏻‍♀️ boa Páscoa 🐣

@diokonigsreuter dude you look like a girl

dw babyy

@Dpfmaria mas olha que olhar o sol diretamente faz mal ainda ficas com cataratas, o amanhecer já é melhor, as vezes tb acordo as 6:00 vou dar uma corrida e depois aproveito para ver o nascer do dia

@deiduchi Eu gosto de acordar cedo para ver o sol

Eu gosto de homens carecas porque tenho um cabelo giganorme e não convem apanharmos piolhos

@_mommymewtwo you look exactly like my future wife

Slavic genetics>>

@freshlikewine quem diz é quem é

Não tenham relacionamentos com crianças. Até podem parecer ter mais de 18 anos mas, na realidade, têm 5 em termos mentais.

@Idawmnz in real life that bomber will be downed with fried circuits

Dropping a nuke in war thunder has to be 1 of the most satisfying things ever

@Dpfmaria bem acordas cedo, estou so a meter-me ctg não leves mt a serio

@deiduchi Mas pronto este tweet foi assim para ser parvinho como alguns dos que escrevo que servem mais para rir

@itstellafrancis dude 7 cm it's considered small, you have a micro penis

2 truths and 1 lie: I'm trans 🏳️‍⚧️ It's 7" 🍆 Trump is a great president 🏳️‍⚧️ (Read every 3rd word)

@babyshailo dude no need, i can see you're a dude, we can still play soccer together tho

Should a girl tell the guy in a date that she is a transgirl or just surprise him? 🏳️‍⚧️