Val dillon

@WayneSmithUK71 It doesn't suit either of them

Has Paul Merton done a Tony Blair with his hair #HIGNFY

@TanyaGold1 Poor, poor horse.i was horrified to hear this

Watch the Grand National by all means. But don't pretend you love horses.

@MichaelRosenYes I have been thinking of you and Eddie since this has been in the news

For your information: when Eddie died of meningitis, he didn't have a rash on his body. I discovered after he had died (as I was pulling him from his bed) that he had a rash in his armpits.

@Matt_Pinner 19.never used a boombox

10 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?

@Baddiel If I'd had a menorah I'd have lit it this year.didnt think of this

For the last night of Chanukah my daughter has made a makeshift menorah.

@sciencegirl No!

What's your first thought when you see this kitchen

@ATRightMovies Valerie

@KylePettitArt @theamelia__ No - sound be regardless

@theamelia__ yes I do and is "irregardless" a word?

Why do you have no followers? I don't feel safe giving you personal information

@ThreeUK just had a sales call from someone claiming to be from three, offering a better rate.my contract is not directly with three but with another provider using the network. Is this legitimate?

@aust1816 @onlyjoekin_ I heard Jonathan Ross say that the strain of lying all the time made it very stressful so I believe the tears were a big release of pressure

@onlyjoekin_ This whole series was fabulous and Alan Carr was a star. However I’m still 50/50 about his tears at the end. Was he still playing a part? Not convinced. Article in the guardian today not sure either.

GIVE THIS MAN AN OSCAR, BAFTA AND KNIGHTHOOD IMMEDIATELY TV MOMENT OF THE YEAR/DECADE 👏🏻 #CelebrityTraitors

Today is National Cat Day.

@Skullz_Skeleton She'd never kill me

How did you die?

@SibylWrites There was something similar in Asda carpark

Has anyone seen other signs like this around #KingsHeath and #Moseley?

@SusanCalman But will you ever return to standup?

Finally completed my #Lego Notre Dame. It was a lot of fun to build and it’s going on display in the downstairs toilet alongside the Lego Titanic. So visitors can marvel at how I spend my time.

@Baddiel Tom Rosenthal wants a chat with you

Presently filming in Ireland, but nipping over to Scotland for a one night appearance on Sunday at the Edinburgh Festival. The Literary Festival, in this case. edbookfest.co.uk/the-festival/w…

@Highwayman114 @RevRichardColes Brilliant!!!

@RevRichardColes I thought taking Coles to Newcastle wasn't supposed to be a thing??

#sainsburysi have just been in your kings heath store and was driven out by an almost constant and very loud siren-type sound. I was told by staff that this related to deliveroo orders. If I (and other customers) find this noise unbearable, how must the staff feel?

@catshealdeprsn Plum

His name is you last thing you ate