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@dimvji Hasn’t been a problem for me going on three years now

having work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen

@TheShiftJournal Perky titty angel girlfriend

Major life hack: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The Universe meets you at your level of audacity.

@edward_gonzo Ok Kanye

do not fetishize me or idolize me i will disappoint u simply because i wish to be the only one in control of my narrative take me as i am

@SirMaucco @goyosaurus @ethanabuck You are correct Sir

@goyosaurus @ethanabuck I think the tiny buildings are BYLT clothing stores for ants? Or did I miss something?

Lego is boring. Enter BYLT - real construction using real practices. From architect drawn blueprints to finished product... on a tiny scale. Get your kit or order a la carte from the supply yard 👇

@ScyanYT The one with the big booty

Fortnite & Marvel Rivals have very similar water physics Probably since both games are made by UE6. Which looks better?

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

@toxicblondettv It’s hard to finish even one game sometimes. I’ve given up a lot more mid match lately just because of the sheer sweats

The hard truth - it doesn’t matter how good a season of Fortnite is, the insane SBMM plus the backend server merge that both continue to go unresolved are going to be the downfall of this game.

Girls posting a father's day picture with her dad adds a solid point on the 1-10 hotness scale

i love how well rounded i am. i can have in depth conversations w hood ppl, nerds, the elderly, children. literally anyone

Normalize being more fit at 30+ than you were at 20.

I could download Hinge and keep it on my phone for 100 years and come back to zero matches

@naturehealyou 👋

some people are born to like this feeling

The average unemployed attractive female college sophomore lives the life of a wildly successful 55 year old man after 40 years of hard work.

PSA: when you wake up, reach for your phone immediately. Do NOT scroll Instagram reels. Send a good morning message. Not to your girlfriend, to Claude. That way, you can start the clock for your 5 hour Claude Code usage limit while you freshen up and head to the office. At noon, the 5 hour window would have passed and the usage limit would reset. Then you can generate more shareholder value.

how life feels when nobody knows where you are

Getting in shape is a spiritual process that’s disguised as a physical one.

How men feel when they go out fishing on a saturday is the same as how women feel when they stand in line for an hour for yogurt. It's a meditative state. The end result is not really the point. You are just removing yourself from the time constraints you have to adhere to rigorously during the workweek.

@The_Jellie_Man I’d rather trade useless filler for better items too. Skins need work too

Battle Passes would be so much cooler if they weren't limited to 8 skins

@fuji_yu_f Ultimate butterface

took a lyft in philly yesterday and no joke the driver generated an AI pop song about me and him - both of us by name - hanging out on a drive together