Bobby

@bmbell71 @landysknee They lost to the Avs 5-1 and won the series. Hope that helps

@landysknee I get what you're saying, but this was an absolute ass kicking compared to those other game 1 losses.

The Stars almost always lose game 1 don't be fooled

@DallasStars @Patron Otter in the playoffs

Trust the process (asking politely)

@samnestler Otter in the playoffs

Dallas will lose another Game 1. The good news is it only counts as one loss, no matter how many goals you give up!

Jake Oettinger in the playoffs

@byrneoNL @samnestler PETE WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!

@samnestler Pete warned us and got fired for it

Me oh my. 4-0 Wild not even halfway through the game.

@_robbiewulson @samnestler PETE WAS RIGHT

@samnestler Pete had a point…

@The_Biscuit_DFS @samnestler Kinda like Pete did? He was right. Otter is the problem

@samnestler Regardless defensive support, bench oetter and let DeSmith get some looks. Glen can’t though…

@TXHockeyRef @samnestler 🦦 🗑️

@samnestler Otter not sharp, Defense even less so… Forecheck non existent

@samnestler 🦦 is 🗑️

@strangesoups @DallasStarsDDH Jake sucks so badly in playoffs

experience stars playoff hockey

Playoff Otter is back! Pete was right

@srg444 Shut up nerd

And you think booze is safe?

@StarsCountdown Change your name right now

My unbiased 2026 Stanley Cup Playoff bracket has been submitted.

@dallasenfuego White -> Black

More unfortunate news from Deep Ellum. What are these “changes?” What the heck is going on down there?!

@TCTone_ This shit is so ass

I don't think I've ever purchased anything faster in my life

@ecomlegend Dirka dirka

Buying a rolex datejust is equivalent to marrying a fat bitch

@l6zzie You say this then call the cops lmfao

Watch that gets you laid or useless card

@redrazor1888 @AdamZiz I got it at retail in 6 months

@AdamZiz Unless it’s watch that Rolex has a hard time selling like ladies pieces or some precious metal pieces, it’s basically impossible to get retail. Unless you are willing to spend $100k in the store on other crap you don’t want.

For the same price (~$17k) would you rather have a Rolex Batman or a PSA 10 Charizard Poncho Pikachu?

@JacksonCollier Your dads friend is a retard

My dad got tickets to The Masters one year and took a friend of his. Apparently they were walking around the grounds, marveling at Augusta's beauty and what have you. Normal stuff for a really cool experience. At some point, they got hungry, so of course went to get some food. Everything was inexpensive, great. Part of the charm. My dad told his friend he had to get the pimento cheese, because that's *the* thing to do at the Master's (no clue if that's true or not - my dad's words). His friend just said okay, got a pimento cheese, wolfed it down, and that was the end of it. That night, back at their hotel, the friend got ill. Like, deathly ill, getting sick, fever, hives, the whole thing. They went to a hospital and the friend recovered enough for them to drive home. To this point, my dad still had no clue what in the world had happened. By the time my dad drops his friend off at his house back in Arkansas, he said to my dad: "those pimentos will get you!" This man was allergic to pimentos. Ate the pimento cheese sandwich anyway. When my dad asked why in the world he ate the sandwich anyway, the friend responded with: "I wanted the full Master's experience!" I think of this story every time I see a Master's menu.