Ted Stathakis

Hey @elonmusk how about we get "Audit Mode" where when we say "I'm being pulled over" the car automatically records all cameras and audio.

Hey @socaledison! You continue to amaze me at your incompetence. You even include a link encouraging me to tweet about it! Happy to oblige.....

@SCE this is practically normal for you guys!!! When you can't run a website it makes us wonder about the reliability of the grid!... This page is temporarily offline sce.com/apps/maintenan…

@jasonhorner Love my Samsung 34" ultrawide QWHD with split screen features. Ditched my dual set up for this.. costco.com not available in stores.

monitor recommendations? Looking for at least 32 inches no gaming... under 500 watcha got?

Eleven years ago today, #CitizensUnited opened the floodgates for unlimited dark money in our politics. Since then, corporations have doubled down on trying to drown out the voices of everyday people. To put families first, we need campaign finance reform.

Shazam... SELECT PATINDEX('%[[]%', @Expression) WORKS! Thanks Chris

#SQLHelp Why does this work? SELECT PATINDEX('%]%', @Expression) But this doesn't SELECT PATINDEX('%[%', @Expression) @Expression = ISNULL([MANNEQUINS:Guys Legs:SALES TOTAL], 0)

@ChrisHyde325 @Expression Yeah... I'm chasing down that path now. Thanks

@fishheadted @Expression It thinks the [ is the beginning of a set or range, e.g. LIKE '[0-9]'. You'll need to add an escape character for that one.

McConnell says 5 days is not enough time for Senate to convict Trump of inciting an insurrection against the United States government. But he got Amy Coney Barrett’s nomination from Senate floor to confirmation in 4 days. Move it, Mitch. Now.

@GoCollectiv Yes

Does your organization utilize Mobile Power BI Reporting? Yes No

My favorite is #4. "...the modern CFO must move away from the financial view and embrace business insights."

@ITsavvyMal Yes!.. SSRS is my specialty and I have some capacity at this time.

@sqlfam anyone interested in a 6 month remote contract doing ssrs?

FP&A is our forte!

@DBArgenis Somewhere over 8, not sure as the list is off the screen...

@Dejify can you help connect us with a contact to sponsor our SQLSaturday? It's coming up soon!

#sqlsatdenver join us at 10:15 in room 287 for the Reporting Services session I will be doing at PASS Summit and learn about SSRS

@SacSQLDude Time to Go Solar with storage!

PG&E just notified me that they may turn off our power tonight for fire safety reasons from winds and we should be prepared to not have it back for 7 days. WTF?

Almost the exact number of dots too

@LaurieLCarr @tx2cagirlgmail1 @SDSQL Get on Board!

We now have more than 50 #SQLFamily signed up for #SQLTrain 2019, and that means there's still room for 20 of you! Get on board at eventbrite.com/e/sqltrain-201… ! #SQLSatOregon #PASSSummit