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Nature abhors a vacuum. So don't suck. Elmo has buggered this joint up good and proper, so find me at @hughbriss.bsky.social
Gold Coast Entrou em Şubat 2007
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This racist white guy stands in the street & stops this black man at Hunter Army Airfield in Savannah,Georgia because he drive around the block a few times trying to get his baby to sleep.So the white guy automatically thinks he’s up to good.They’re both Military!
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@Amockx2022 Orange baboon is happy to have MBS onboard, nevermind that the very same guy had his goons murder WaPo columnist Jamal Khashoggi, then bone saw his body to more easily dispose of the evidence.
Trumpf carefully chooses those with whom he aligns.
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@CurtisFlex7130 @LakotaMan1 Sometimes not so soft. There were 3 of their warships circumnavigating my country about a year ago, inside recognised Australian waters. Not threatening, but most definitely a posturing of naval power, imo. Another vessel had "visited" deeper into our territory a year earlier.
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@LakotaMan1 This is soft power. Something we have done in the past until DOGE came along.
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@TrumpDailyPosts Maybe they'll get adjoining cells? And conjugal rights?
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@EnvoyNoem Wow. It takes a special kind of hubris to celebrate such a downgrade.
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It has been an honor and a privilege to serve as the 8th Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.
I want to thank President Trump for entrusting me to lead the department leading the fight to Make America Safe Again. In one year, the patriots at DHS delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., located 145,000 unaccompanied children, delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion, and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.
As Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas, I will build on the years of national security expertise I forged during my time as Secretary of Homeland Security, Governor of South Dakota, and Congresswoman on the House Armed Services Committee.
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@ConceptualJames @LauraLoomer That's not a win. That just means you're as big a cunt as she is.
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@realstewpeters @CorruptNSW Such a fucking liar. Those pilots would not be allowed to fly the next day. Trump is incapable of truth-saying. He would lie about the flavour of his icecream.
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@politvidchannel @drswoods61 Correction : Nearly 140,000 have signed the petition.
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@MarciaOnTheGo @CorruptNSW You are SO lucky to run into Cptain Jack Sparrow!
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@SecScottBessent @POTUS @SecWar You need to fuck right off back under the slimy rock from whence you crawled. And when you get there, fuck right off again.
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@FallingDove44 You mean this skinny fucking sparrow legged hick cock sucker?
If he came at me, I'd be frightened I might die laughing.

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@D_Melissa2 @ERN_Malleyscrub Jimmy posts food stuff on Bluesky, if that's any help.
bsky.app/profile/jimmyb…
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Does anyone know why Jane Barnes (@jane13barnes) deleted her Twitter X account. We were mutual followers and I enjoyed her cooking. She had great politics and her devotion to her family and being an exceptional human being was inspiring. #auspol
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@atrupar @Montpellier21 Jake Paul's god forsook him the day he stepped into the ring with Anthony Joshua and had his jaw broken.
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@SamaHoole This is Gertrude. She is very comfortable wherever she is, but hides from scrutiny.

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Farmed cattle are kept in conditions that cause chronic stress, learned helplessness, and psychological suffering. Let's check in on Gerald.
6:03am - Gerald is in the south corner. Gerald is always in the south corner at 6:03am. This is not a symptom of confinement or restricted movement. This is Gerald's preference. The south corner receives the first light of the morning, is sheltered from the prevailing westerly by the hedgerow, and has, over four years of Gerald's stewardship, developed a herb-rich base that Gerald finds particularly interesting. Gerald identified this before anyone else did. Gerald has never explained his reasoning.
6:45am - Gerald walked to the water trough. He did not hurry. He has never hurried. He walked with the unhurried purpose of an animal that knows where the water trough is, has always known where the water trough is, and finds the walk from the south corner to the water trough neither threatening nor urgent. He drank 30 litres. He walked back.
7:15am - The man who walks past every morning walked past. Gerald looked at him. Gerald looks at him every morning. The man has, over four years, begun waving. Gerald does not wave back. Gerald finds this relationship adequately balanced.
8:00am - The vet came for the annual check. Gerald stood completely still while the vet conducted the examination. The vet's notes read: "Cortisol within normal range. No avoidance behaviour. Condition excellent. He looked at the field the entire time." The farmer asked afterward if this was normal. The vet said she had examined a lot of cattle in thirty years and Gerald was either the most contented animal she'd ever seen or had transcended the concept of caring either way.
The farmer nodded.
The farmer: "He's always been like that."
9:30am - Gerald found a new section of hedgerow he hadn't browsed in several weeks. Gerald browsed it with the forward ears and relaxed tail of an animal experiencing, in behavioural science terms, positive engagement. He spent forty minutes on it. Forty minutes on a hedgerow section is not an animal with nothing to live for. That is an animal with a hedgerow.
Gerald has a hedgerow.
Gerald has forty acres.
Gerald has the south corner.
Gerald has wildflowers he didn't plant and doesn't know about and is inadvertently responsible for.
Gerald is having, by every available measure, a very good time.
Gerald's chronic suffering, at time of writing: not located.
The south corner is fine.
Gerald is fine.
The vet drove four miles to confirm this and it was worth the drive.

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An interesting little vid of Gold Coast mayor, Tom Tate and his visit to TRump’s Mar-a-Lago..
Yes, Tom Tate is a tangerine turdine fan.. which is not really surprising.
Considering the news of a TRump tower on the Gold Coast, maybe Tate is looking for some opportunities to come his way, despite the fact that the details on the tower build are as murky as the bog of eternal stench.
Tate says that his visit to Mar-a-Lago “wasn’t ratepayer funded”..
.. but wait..
He says “SOME parts of the trip he paid”..
.. and some parts were in his capacity “as an invitation to mayor of this city”..
.. “by the Trump organisation” “as a gift to the city”
Right 🙄😵💫
When asked if he would declare this magnanimous “gift” in his expenses, Tate did not answer in the affirmative - and instead deferred to a somewhat discombobulated ramble about it “being a gift to the city” within his title of mayor…and not a gift to Tom Tate himself.
I’m not sure how he intends to make that shyte fly into credibility- but he’s convinced himself.
It will interesting to see if anything turns up in his declarations.
As an aside, Tate is not very good at disguising his body language. It is indeed a massive tell.
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