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Professional Dev| CEH | Offensive Security

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i mr kloud@force_cyber·
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A D É K Ú N L É 🩵
A D É K Ú N L É 🩵@kunle_pata·
Bandits attack on Ibadan-Ijebu road and all of you are silent because you don't want to betray your tribe person. Me I will talk ooooooooo because we don't have shishi in my family
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Chichi
Chichi@chibzyyyy·
Kidnapping tripled under this current administration. I say make I remind una because some of una like to dey get amnesia.
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Chinelo
Chinelo@chineloge·
They tried to mute the Queen but I’m back APC you no fit escape me Chess sIum Iord you useIess ghann shebi racists don finish you for international grounds🤣🤣🤣 WOLE SOYINKA YOU ARE STILL A F00I GO AND GET YOUR PVC OBI/KWANKWASO 2027!
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Bitto Keren K Esq.
Bitto Keren K Esq.@KerenKBitto·
But why are you people dragging her? She is most likely the office cleaner, errand girl or cook, hence her confidence to dress this way to work. You cannot have a serious role in an organization and you’ll wake up and wear crop top to work. Gotta be a support staff. You people should leave office cleaners alone! They deserve to show off their nicest clothes too. Ride on Barakat. If dem sack you, I’ll hire you as my cleaner as well. Go girlllll 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻puurrrrr. I have plenty dog shit for you to pack and you’re already dressed for the role (crop top no go rub shit if you bend). Alternatively she could also be the office nail and lash tech🤷🏽‍♀️ Nothing says she has a serious role, na Una Dey project. Dress how you feel my dear. It’s a free world including your role that will soon be vacant if you keep dressing this way.
Barakat Ewatomi@Everything4Ewa

Apparently, this was the dress that caused all the drama this morning.

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i mr kloud@force_cyber·
@GeneralSnow_ Only Nigerians are allowed to insult Nigerians.” I remember this era
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮
𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮@GeneralSnow_·
Before Tinubu came to power, no nationality outside Nigeria dared talk down on any Nigerian. We even had that saying: “Only Nigerians are allowed to insult Nigerians.” We would all swoop in and tackle that country head-on. Until the Chidinma incident in South Africa happened. Then everyone realized that the unity was a lie, hence “to your tent, O Israel.” So @real_lord_miles, you tweeted at a time when everyone now minds their own house because the person in power enables it.
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Lord Miles Official@real_lord_miles

I’ve become the most talked about white guy in Nigeria and my tweets are being analyzed on Nigerian TV lmao Remember that the Yoruba tribe are wicked empty headed people. God gifted the Yoruba tribe the first wheelbarrow so they could learn to walk on two legs!

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Mord Sith Rita ✨
Mord Sith Rita ✨@ritaachanya·
No greater example of a successful CIA psyop than this 🤧 Your government is bad, yes. Because racist people who hate you yet are greedy for your labour and resources, installed puppets to rule you and keep you subdued so they can keep lording over you!
Blaqboi Victor@blaqboi_vic

The CIA made your government owe salaries for months. The CIA told your government to buy cars instead of build hospitals The CIA comes at night to push the national grid so it collapses The CIA this…the CIA that… If you like don’t hold your freaking Gov accountable!

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Mob President Christian
Mob President Christian@Chrisblin·
Ever since he made that unfortunate visit to T-bag he stopped amplifying those slum kids, they must’ve paid him to tone down that he’s embarrassing the govt, that he should focus on himself… since then he became a model, traveling the world and is even more popular than his supposed NGO while occasionally using the kids to mask it.
Harry Da Diegot@trigottista

Chess in slums with slum kids brought you to the limelight, if no be wetin you dey for those children, nobody for send you and chess E reach time to go Louvre, not one kid from the slum made it there 😂 Make I hold INEC first, we go dissect this matter later.

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Last B 🌼🌸
Last B 🌼🌸@Ony1nyechi·
We dragged the two foolish Cubanas We dragged Yul Edochie We dragged Ike Ekweremmadu, even beat am We dragged Aproko Doctor We dragged Fr Mbaka All rightfully so But when it’s time to drag Una chess master, we will become tribalistic? Y’all are higher than the Empire State
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PO_4_Presido 2027
PO_4_Presido 2027@PO_4_Presido_27·
I will like Datti Baba Ahmed to be part of Peter Obi's govt in 2027. So what position do you think will fit him?
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UG@UgwunnaEjikem·
If somewhat somehow Peter Obi does not get on the ballot, the political apathy that’ll hit will be harder than crack. Many people esp young people are somewhat hopeful cos his name is still in the mix, ain’t no one queuing for an Amaechi or Aregbesola bfr
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i mr kloud@force_cyber·
Just 1 question Is it possible that we have actually reach peak advancement since the inception of AI? Why is everybody on podcasts nowadays from the richest to everyone whyyyyy? Doctors on podcast Engineers on podcast Politicians on podcast Billionaires on podcast Trillionaires on podcast Is this truly the end?
SKB@seyikanbai

“I lived alone with Temi for four months during the COVID lockdown. It was my first time cohabiting, and that’s when I truly realized how much I love her.” — Mr Eazi

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