Freehandguy

When money means everything… Little else matters!

Charles must think he's in a whore house.

@TimHannan @asexybeast32

Can we get a Fuck Jim Jordan trend going?

@LePapillonBlu2 @BoughRuth Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

Donald Trump and Epstein were besties. Donald Trump and Epstein were besties. Donald Trump and Epstein were besties. Donald Trump and Epstein were besties. Donald Trump and Epstein were besties. Donald Trump and Epstein were besties. Donald Trump and Epstein were besties. Donald Trump and Epstein were besties.

@JoJoFromJerz @JMeanypants Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

Anyone who’s ever worked in a restaurant knows that 86 means you’re out of something and it’s therefore off the menu. Can we please just fucking stop with the bullshit about its “violent” meaning.

@1JaySC Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

The same guy that says Democrats need to stop promoting violence made this post at 4am. He’s mentally unstable. #ImpeachTheMotherfucker

@AntiTrumpCanada @Paulhaider74 Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel confirms the case was cracked after the seashell finally called back.

@BarbMcQuade @415holgate Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

Still waiting for this one to be prosecuted as a threat.

@MalcolmNance Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

REAL TALK FAM. As a Persian Gulf Naval Combat veteran who has survived the following: 1) An Antiship missile duel (we sank the Iranian Navy missile boat but it missed us by 150ft) 2) Sailing into a minefield to help save a Frigate that was sinking 3) Chased high speed IRGC boats 4) Attacked by Iranian F-4 fighter jet (we shot it down) It was … 5) Hitting the WW2 style moored SEA MINE planted in secret that sucked the most & did the most damage. Our helicopter carrier was put out of commission. I can say 100% confidence that if Iran has gone back to 1985-1988 tactics the PG will be very hot very fast. The SOH won’t reopen anytime soon if that’s what what.

@GavinNewsom Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

This decision is outrageous. MAGA is SCARED of YOU. They know they LOSE when Black, Latino, and diverse voters are heard — so they shut them up and rig the maps. We’re not backing down. November is coming.

@BoboIkechu10764 Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

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@ABC @Hoover5454 Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said Wednesday that the Justice Department's decision to investigate James Comey for his "86 47" Instagram post does not mean that everyone who posts or displays those numbers will be prosecuted. abcnews.link/vrN8jBl

@KeithOlbermann @yamane_patricia Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

Btw it's "deep six" is the mob term "86" is Trump's IQ

@TimHannan @DebbieSVA Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

It’s crazy this shit is going viral at beaches across the country.

@RepRobertGarcia @kurtbardella Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

After we put the pressure on her by filing contempt charges today, Pam Bondi finally scheduled her hearing before the Oversight Committee. We look forward to seeing her — but if she skips out, we’re holding her in contempt.

@BillBramhall @bkaydw Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

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@P_Kallioniemi @PrinceScrapbook

Trump: “I think Ukraine, militarily, they’re defeated. They had 159 ships. Every ship is underwater. Every one of their planes has been shot down.” Yes, he mixed up Iran and Ukraine. He really did

@EnergyCredit1 @TrumpLawyers Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

Todd Blanche: "Your honor, I'd like to call my first witness"

@BarbMcQuade @JMeanypants Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi

I imagine this will be Exhibit A in Comey’s motion to dismiss his seashell indictment for selective prosecution, based on a failure to charge others similarly situated.

@atrupar @Gmanc95Castillo

who needs gas when Intel shares are so hot?

@LauralousueMy @fcretired Blanche-“ I’d like to call my first witness, Mr. Hermit Crab. Mr. Crab, have you ever seen Mr. Comby with that little girl?” Mr. Crab-“YES!” Blanche-“Mr. Comey, how do you know that little girl?” Mr. Comey-“She sells seashells by the sea shore.“ Judge Pirro– let’s break for Sushi