Mike Friedman

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@hootsuite this URL is being used in a phishing attack: ow.ly /6oyN50D3Ixu

.@Microsoft, fix your shit.

@masonwong @StarTrekMovie @jhoffman @simonpegg @BilgeEbiri @alisonwillmore @misterpatches I agree! The exposition of Krall's backstory is a little hard to decipher upon first watch.

Just rewatched & thoroughly enjoyed @StarTrekMovie #StarTrekBeyond after listening to @jhoffman on numerous Beyond coverage Engage podcast episodes with Doug Jung, @simonpegg @BilgeEbiri @alisonwillmore @misterpatches @friedo Krall’s motivation makes more sense on 2nd watch

Dear All Television Shows, You know we can tell that those coffee cups are empty, right? -Everyone

DR. STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB (1964)

Dear London, Thanks for building a world-class public transit system that actually works. Please teach the bozos in NY how to do it. Cheers

Somehow I had forgotten that David Spade was in a Police Academy movie.

There are seven billion people alive on Earth today. And every day, one of them takes the largest crap.

@fjania Oh wait, that's Three's Company. I am deeply ashamed.

@fjania Come and knock on my door...

I like how /r/crappyDesign is all in Comic Sans.

Microsoft Surface laptops and tablets will not carry CR's "recommended" designation. What you need to know:

TFW you follow someone new and interesting, then immediately realize you'll have to mute the fuck out of their retweets.

@jhoffman @StarTrek Bride of Chaotica FTW!!!!

@ranman I've been using Paws for a while - it's great, and a substantial improvement over what was on CPAN before, which was really inconsistent

@therealfuzzix Actually haven't been with Mongo for quite a while. But when I started there it was called 10gen, which rhymes and is therefore cool. :P

I'm gonna be honest. If you're trying to recruit me, about 85% of my decision comes down to whether or not your company has a stupid name.

@rit Not enough backslashes in this tweet.

It's so odd and surreal to actually step onto a @NYCTSubway R-160 with functioning AC. I feel very privileged.

Uber, but for taking out the garbage.