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Puppy video. They’d just fed so they were a bit sleepy. I’m devoted to this bunch. #IrishSetter #Puppy

@rohirrim983 I can’t wait to see the look on Elrond’s face when I say it in Rivendell

Happy Glorious 25th of May! GNU Sir Terry Pratchett. How do they rise up? #Glorious25th #Discworld #TruthJusticeFreedomReasonablyPricedLove #Speakhisname

@paulnorwich The real Holy Grail

They’ll see me through till Friday

@weyland76 Happy Birthday! Hope you’ve had a great day.

Happy balloon day to me 😀 last year of my 40s 👎

@rohirrim983 I only really have this account now to read a couple of accounts that are still posting here. I moved to the blue place and it's a far more decent vibe over there.

Was up at 4 this morning to see off Tony and these two darlings to #Crufts It’s Gundog day - the best day. Photos taken yesterday before their trip to the groomers. Tempted to go back to bed for a bit

The gentleman with the Miniature Schnauzer who won the Utility Group is such a great ambassador for the showing world. Love him. #Crufts

We have a saying around here: Normal for Norfolk. Even this stretches it a little edp24.co.uk/news/24951781.…

It’s my darling Molly’s 6th birthday today. Shes the little one with the blue collar in the second photo - she was born right into my hands. Shes always super affectionate and gives proper big hugs. Shes getting spoiled today. #IrishSetter

@rohirrim983 Massive congratulations to you both 😃🍾

How’d you cut your hand, Josh?

@paulnorwich Same. We watched it yesterday and I half nodded off in the middle but was so bored by it I couldn’t be bothered to go back and just slogged through to the end. Don’t think I missed much. Such a waste of Michelle Yeoh.

I’ve not got to the end of Section 31 yet because I keep falling asleep. It is quite literally the worst thing ever produced by the franchise. I’m disappointed but after the trailer, I’m not in the least bit surprised. It’s absolute Tribble shit. #section31 #StarTrek

@paulnorwich Always been partial to Whoopsie, myself.

If everyone insists that we must be called ‘Queer’ nowadays because the word has been reclaimed by some folk, then I’m doing my bit and taking back an old classic. My name is Paul and I’m a Wooly Woofter 💅🏻

@Rustybobs Yup. Of all of them I like him and Frankie the most I think. I’m still waiting for his candid bedroom cutaway. What will they have him doing.

@Rustybobs Don’t know why they waited until round table to all discuss it between the three survivors. And why did nobody acknowledge Fozia could have been a traitor and ended up hoist by her own petard. Idiots deserve to lose.

@Gary_Gaz_Gazzy Her logic has been crap from day one as well. Alexander didn’t answer a question in the exact way she wanted him to doesn’t mean he’s a traitor! They pick up on the smallest inconsequential thing and blow it up.

Horrible rude cow…vote her off 🚮 😡 #TheTraitors

@Gary_Gaz_Gazzy Loved seeing him come down to breakfast with a tuft of chest hair poking out of his t shirt 😍 One of the sluttiest things a guy can do.

I don’t care who dies, my Alexander is ok 😮‍💨 🌞 #TheTraitors

@Gary_Gaz_Gazzy I hope that his ‘just chilling in the castle’ shots are reminiscent of Freddie’s.

So glad he’s back…he was too pretty to leave early 😍 #TheTraitors

@willias400 @Morrisons Zillionaires salted caramel and some lemony ones. I’m not eating them tonight though. Going to wander down tomorrow and sort it. They’ve ruined dessert tonight 🙁

FFS. Bought some Gü cheesecakes from @Morrisons because they were on special offer. Get home and look at receipt and it's not applied the discount. Not the first time their systems haven't applied promotions properly. Too tired to go back out again tonight. Arse