sumo 🌻

had 700 yesterday now im up to 1.2k+ 🥹 thank you legends

@thevoicesgetout safe sex = larping

@hexdwimo Always so interesting how trans women follow their desired gender expression matching their gender, yet with ftm’s it almost seems like they want to grab onto as much of the female gender as possible . Idk feels a bit larpy

i know they legally have to ask but it’s still amusing

@haustierrr wtf is ur account bruh

Insanely common. Had a nurse tell me my tits were growing great 😭

@pisstrash666 @miiykei goated

people need to start headcanoning more buff older men as trans it cant always be the skinny androgynous guys

@djavjr low tier rage bait

im gonna need transmascs to get over themselves and just buy pants in the womens section. they will fit you better and unless you specifically get the ultra mega mondo curves+ pants not a single person will notice your body under them

@S0L3SURVIV0R everyone must know about this dwightling

.@HexDwimo active on here again throwback to my favorite Dwight drawing of all time

@dojiIlie twilight sparkle hair so badass 🥹🥹

feeling like i look Ok right now

@fionaherd01 caricatures are beneath me

@hexdwimo I like this image bc it’s not associating looks with political affiliation

jokes on you, i actually look like a 12 yr old boy

@MeCanAart make it a steam machine n ill think about it

@hexdwimo Heheheeeee hello 12yoo boyyy!! U want some cookies and play Minecraft on ur Xbox?

@Crapmire thank you 🙏🙏

@hexdwimo okay tranny

twitter is a magical place

@spicy_mochi blue ftw 🥹🥹

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

so fucking hot outside im actually gonna burst into flames

THIS WAS SO FUNNY I WANTED TO MAKE AN ENGLISH DUB OF IT!! Animation by @AlisaAgabekova Noelle voiced by @VeryLonelyBear

@holirine GENIUS!

i love this fuckass video so much bro

@MeepImmaShep America loves its short kings perhaps a little too much

@hexdwimo They just wanna see us pantsless

plan b

@burrito_babble ur a legend

Here's a quick guide I made for my lazy and messy method for hemming pants lol

no #relatable post today take these

@BeachBallHorse old navy hate 🥹🙏🙏

@hexdwimo Or if you're over 6'2 and skinny. Old Navy is the only brand that has my size and their jeans are made of ass

at least hollister always has my back

@hexdwimo Smiley face shirt how could you 💀 It's like the same betrayal pants does when the zipper part forms a bulge during random times