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@shaunyou @TheRewatchables @BillSimmons I see what you did there

@hmstorage @TheRewatchables @BillSimmons unduranted tweet

We’re doing an impromptu @TheRewatchables live show —SAN FRANCISCO —April 8th, Wed. night —ACT’s Toni Rembe Theater —Tix on sale 4/1 at 10am — theringer.com/events —1st time ever in SF —What are you gonna arrest us for smoking?

@onepeloton Stop deleting old classes then

What’s one class you wish you could take again for the first time?

@sweatystartup You simply cannot beat ripping camel lights with high lifes.

I have 500 cigars in my humidor. You simply cannot beat aged Dominican tobacco. This is a 2018 for about $12. It’s about as good as it gets.

@bairdk @AvivaRealEstate I hope you tell people it was Dirk Diggler’s

@AvivaRealEstate I win.

Best thing a tenant has ever left behind? I’ll start.

@NewsFinOil @SouthwestAir They told us we couldn’t move from our purchased seats, even though it was 30% full and another guy was sitting in the middle seat next to me. The worst.

There is absolutely no reason to fly @SouthwestAir idk wtf happened over there since Elliot changed everything, but it’s like a day and night difference. Staff is incredibly rude now. They’re like a more expensive Spirit Airlines now.

@shawngorham What a scumbag. That said, I shifted exercising to focus on stability, mobility, strength, cardio etc and it’s been life changing.

Peter Attia is going to have a hard time recovering from this one - hope he saved his money.

@shawngorham Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense

What should I watch on YouTube that is over an hour long? When I ride the trainer I put on YouTube, need more things to watch that are over an hour. Send Rec's

Trump’s big middle finger to the U.S. oil and gas industry.

@realEstateTrent The truly euphoric experience is not having to ask for a complimentary cookie and bottle of water with that honors status.

I was checking into a hotel a few months ago and the guy in front of me says: I’m a member. I’d like my free upgrade. Lady says you “got it sir, we will get you a room on the 4th floor.” He’s super satisfied. Then he says he also gets a free warm cookie. So she hands him a warm cookie. He’s super satisfied. Then he says he also gets a free water. She gives him the water. Never seen anyone happier in my life.

@shawngorham Cotton is 👑

Ok Crunchy Friends: I bought some of that good soap (ditched the Dove) Swapped out the toothpaste for Fluoride Free stuff Ditched the Lubridem lotion (haven't replaced yet) Traded the Vuori joggers for 100% organic cotton sweats (amazing actually) Dropped the Calvin Cline under for 100% cotton I need a swap for Speed Stick (deodorant) Do I swap the toothbrush for a bamboo one? Send me your health hacks bros... (cant believe I am actually doing this, but the sweats are a massive upgrade)

@Karna6e @sweatystartup The same as up north, just no shmashmortions.

@sweatystartup Oh yeah yeah, what's the teen pregnancy rate down south, anyways?

Do not let your daughter fall in love with NYC. DRASTICALLY increases the chances she ends up 35 and single and makes grandkids for you basically a lost cause. Southern culture is amazing when it comes to family values, having a lot of kids, and less emphasis on a high powered career at all costs.

The new $EOG location in Ohio is huge. Are they consolidating their Dunder Mifflin regional offices? #eft

Everyone on this new country bandwagon, do yourself a favor and listen to ‘00s Drive-By Truckers. Go straight to Southern Rock Opera. You’re welcome and stop talking about Zack Bryan or whoever the fuck.

Not a good look for either school on cast iron skillet care.

Tulsa time

@RealStephKerr @WallStreetApes Slots O’ Fun

@WallStreetApes Corporate ruined Vegas. I bet if there was a mid sized 1980’s themed casino with fair prices and run without the corporate greed culture, it would run the strip. What would we call it?

This is why Vegas tourism is down American shows prices for food and drinks by a Vegas pool - Bucket of 24 Coors Light $290.99 - 24 High Noon Seltzers $309.99 - Basic cocktails like a Bloody Mary $39.99 - 12 shots $190 Just look at this good and drink menu, the prices are outrageous

“Most of the what was used in the Big Beautiful Bill was copied from Pumpkins’s B-sides during the Gish sessions.” -Billy Corgan

@MindOfTheMidcon How else does one do geology?

@ChrisRamsey60 Phase 1: 25k SF > stabilize > refi; Phase 2: 25-50k

One big mistake I see in self storage. People take a prime piece of real estate and build a small footprint. They build 25k sqft of outdoor drive up. When they should have build 75k sqft. They build a facility worth 3m when they should have built one worth 12m Don’t waste prime real estate.