Sarah Ross

wordle is optional. y’all complain so much, just wanted to remind you

@keithehlis my nightmare

nobody can convince me manscaped is a good Father’s Day gift, these podcasters sound insane suggesting it

if anyone is doing the @yogawithadriene 30 day challenge and wants to read my feelings about day 1, now is ur chance raunchonpizza.medium.com/babes-4-yoga-w…

trauma’s greatest hits album

Spotify wrapped: your top flops

Girls don’t want boys they want a really nice baguette with some excellent quality butter

@gldivittorio not the double tap thumbs down

Probably the funniest response to this kind of text I’ve ever gotten

she said clown but make it sexy

giving every detail/update about flight delays and airport drama anytime I fly

People all want the 13 Going On 30 dress but real ones (me) want the Mustang Sally dress from Miss Congeniality

I might give up

if you take 2 separate pictures on bereal that’s cheating

you can’t tell me we’re not dating

@Brittymigs @bb_apes @Jest_Iris @AnnamLaughs @ArielleDundas @raunchonpizza LOML (plural)

Nothing but respect for MY spice girls @bb_apes @hotsross @Jest_Iris @AnnamLaughs @ArielleDundas @raunchonpizza

@AnnamLaughs @OttoFernandez @bb_apes @Jest_Iris @ArielleDundas @layumps @elliotwith1t @raunchonpizza @Brittymigs eyes closed out of pure joy

Our twitter friendship lasted longer than Elon Musk’s twitter proposal

wait… do y’all remember the term s’cute

I’m sorry sir, did you watch the show?

@Brittymigs truly… (even there i hated it)

@hotsross Ominous

trying not to take it as an attack when a baby boomer types dot dot dot

@cowboysans this image 🪦

why are there more suggested tweets in my feed than ones from people i follow like i'm getting scared actually