Jeff Chamberlain

@ChelseaFC Dry ice boy better thaw

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@Fascinate_Hist Would

What an entrance.

@krassenstein One is a convicted rapist, fuck 'em both.

Eric Swalwell is an alleged rapist and should not be in government. Donald Trump is an alleged rapist and should not be in government. If you agree with one and not the other then you are a hypocrite.

@MartyCaswell @FriarTerritory I mean, might as well wait the 15 days to say he needs TJ.

Craig Stammen on Nick Pivetta pitching this season. @FriarTerritory

@jwhittenbergK5 your doppelganger that you didn't know you had, Michael King, pitching against the M's tonight. Go Pads (for this series)!

@tombogert Messi just Corleone'd his buddy.

BREAKING: Javier Mascherano is OUT as Inter Miami head coach.

@MLS @NashvilleSC The East is so bad. West always best but especially this year. Yikes.

.@NashvilleSC tops the East after Matchday 7. 📈

@MLS @PhilaUnion @CelsiusOfficial Those yellow (cream?) shorts make those kits horrifying.

The strike that delivers @PhilaUnion's first three points. ⚡️ Jesús Bueno's goal is your Energy Moment of the Matchday pres. by @CelsiusOfficial.

@EdKrassen @AndyOgles Two Benny's or two Andy's? 2 x twats.

Donald Trump was held liable for raping a woman. GOP Rep. Andy Ogles just said: "Let's hang him. Rapists should be hung, period," in regards to Eric Swalwell who has not been held liable for rape as of yet. Is @AndyOgles advocating for Donald Trump to be hung?

@WUTangKids Ghostbuster

Wtf is this thing that Trump’s secret service guy is holding?

@NoContextBrits Antibiotics and a pint

What’s missing from this breakfast?

@fasc1nate Super fancy! He probably had a fun night fighting in the pub.

21-year-old Second Lieutenant Winston Churchill of the 4th Queen's Own Hussars, 1895. Historical figures when they were young: bit.ly/3Nv3nNR

@MysterySolvents Circle jerk

What is this called?

@baseballinpix Don't skip leg day

Lou Gehrig at the beach.

@tombogert Wait, this is an actual MLS team? So many questions. Can they leave Canada? Do they actually play teams in the US? Is this actually a hockey team?

Chaos as always for Montréal. Not one single time in the team’s MLS history has a head coach began a third full season in charge. Instability is the only constant. Spend is low and the gap below the bigger spending teams only increases as the league grows. Bleak.

@konstructivizm f*cked

What is the name of the "point of no return" for a black hole?

@SammyLev Can you ask him why he doesn't put his index finger out? Did he do the same thing in the infield at SS?

So here’s a little fun: Fernando Tatis Jr. is using Manny Machado’s glove to play second base. The glove has a Rawlings logo in gold. Tatis: “I haven’t won gold over here, so I need to win it first.”

@CuriosityonX Arizona bruh

This is a photo taken just yesterday on MARS. A planet 140 million miles away.

@CattardSlim Epstein Visa not Albert and sucking orange dick for 30 years will do that.

How the hell is Melania's English worse now than it was 30 years ago? Einstein Visa 😒

@RonFilipkowski Marco hittin that narco and like 12 caipirinha's. Jared got Iran!

As negotiations are falling apart with Iran, the US Secretary of State is clapping for the Cult Leader at a UFC fight in Miami.