Innocent Loverboy
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Innocent Loverboy
@innocentlb
Blogger, of the sexy kind. Video game and soft porn enthusiast. Reads a lot; writes a little; sleeps rarely. He/Him.
London, UK Entrou em Mart 2009
563 Seguindo1.3K Seguidores
my posts ARE basic as hell today, you're not going insane...
on that note, if you see this, could you say hello because I'm interested to see just how far my reach is currently being resitrcted :')
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We don't deserve Caroline Lucas. She is clear, frank, focused and truthful. The Sky News guy was clearly trying to get her to discredit Zack, and she was having none of it. I joined the GPEW immediately after the 2010 election and have never once regretted it.
The Green Party@TheGreenParty
‘The Greens have struck a nerve here’ Former Green Party leader Caroline Lucas discusses our record-breaking local election results on Sky News. Want to join our growing movement for change? Become a Green Party member ⤵️
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If you live in areas that have elected a Reform council, this is where you all come in. Report every pothole, broken pavement, keep them on their toes and make their lives intolerable.
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My name's not actually Dan but it's the best I could come up with.
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Feeling vulnerable, tread carefully.
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@ListenToLara If you can make your penis throb (it's a tight squeeze of the kegel muscles), doing that while still inside someone is also a good way to keep them satisfied. I made someone orgasm once by just doing that.
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when he's already cum inside you but keeps thrusting because he wants to keep pushing his load deeper and deeper and keep it inside you and unngghhhhhhh 🤤💦
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@barenakedladies Another Postcard. It was on a collection of new albums my mate gave me. I was in my room at university, I'd never heard of BNL, and I listened to it completely at random. Decades later and I'm still loving Everything to Everyone.
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What was the first BNL song you ever heard?
📍 Where were you?
📅 What year was it?
Tell us your first Barenaked Ladies memory below 👇
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On account of the fact that it's a special day, and I can be serious if I really try hard, I'd just like to say...
Good luck, @TheGreenParty. Go out there and kick arse. 🌱
Hope is Green. 🌿
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@barenakedladies Settle something for me?
If she wrote the note to him, why did he keep it to put in his shoebox of lies?
If he wrote the note to her, then how did he get it back from her?
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@Fiendlyg Well, yes, of course it's bigger than mine, it's the largest recorded penis. It's bigger than everyone's except that one person. What a ridiculous question.
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I appear to be better travelled than I thought. Still have a lot to complete, though.
solero 🍉🌻🏳️🌈| 🇱🇻🇺🇦🇫🇮@ma_oon_paskana
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@Airaasayss 22 - the survivors, plus the killer, plus the narrator.
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ILB Fact: My favourite colour is royal blue. I had my teenage bedroom painted so.
AstroGirl 🌜💨✨@RachieRach429
All of them 😍
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I'd take Scooby if he comes with all the really tall sandwiches.
HAWK@HawkEmDownChris
Which dog are you choosing?
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Everything to the north of Watford is the north.
James Melville 🚜@JamesMelville
England: Is this pretty much correct?
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Happy birthday, @RachieRach429, and I hope it's not the middle of the night there and I've just woken you up. Happy birthday whether or not, I guess.
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@RachieRach429 Don't masturbate at all, then all the sex you get for your birthday will feel amazing
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Tomorrow is my birthday, if you haven’t heard, so how much should I masturbate to prep?
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