Ministry Magistrate

@TennTrav75 @ZaslowShow @MichaelYormark @univmiami Definitely. Zas has made the show better than it’s been in years. Dam is a delight and always down for more Amin. It was obvious Stu gave up on full support and effort into the show years ago. Life priorities change.

@ZaslowShow @MichaelYormark @univmiami Zaslow and Damchek > Gotz and Gil! I said what I said #upgrade I’ve been thinking bout it for a while.

Have a great weekend everyone! Except for @MichaelYormark, who should never spend a weekend anywhere near the @univmiami or South Florida.

@ZaslowShow @MichaelRyanRuiz @MichaelYormark @univmiami I mean, if I get free tickets to all the games, I’m in.

@JACKCARTER009 It’s like that Pina Coladas in the rain song

He catfished his own wife… then showed up with the kids. 😳💔 Is exposing a cheater this way justified or should children never be part of the revenge?🔥

Someone just change the dang kickoff rule back so Trump calms the f down?

Famous tells: “It’s not you, it’s me.” “This isn’t about the money.” “We have nothing to hide.” “I’m just asking questions.” “This is not a golden calf.”

The inclusion of “The Simpsons” elevates this tweet into Hall of Fame territory

BREAKING: A judge in the Charlie Kirk assassination trial has ruled that cameras will be allowed in the courtroom throughout the proceedings. The trial of Tyler Robinson is scheduled to begin in July.

This image was buried on page 116 of the UFO files. What is the government hiding from us?

INTEL BOMBSHELL: Ex-counterterrorism chief says US spy agencies agreed Iran wasn't building a nuke before war started foxnews.com/politics/us-in…

That’s exactly their plan… Release stuff like this with the aura of “transparency“… And in the end, you just squint your eyes and laugh it off. Meanwhile, I guarantee they have a lot better stuff they won’t be releasing or even referencing.

@Breaking911 Have fun? It’s either Aliens, the US lying to us again about classified tech, or it’s a foreign power with military tech better than ours.

TRUMP: As for my promise to you, the Department of War has released the first tranche of the UFO/UAP files to the Public for their review and study. In an effort for Complete and Maximum Transparency, it was my Honor to direct my Administration to identify and provide Government files related to Alien and Extraterrestrial Life, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, and Unidentified Flying Objects. Whereas previous Administrations have failed to be transparent on this subject, with these new Documents and Videos, the people can decide for themselves, “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?” Have Fun and Enjoy! President DONALD J. TRUMP

If Dianna Russini had sex with an alien I’m gonna lose my shit

"Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."

Sometimes, there's a guy who everyone sort of dislikes, but they don't know how many other people dislike him. And it comes out all at once. And that's basically Neal Katyal.

@Breaking911 Maybe that’s what the 3 wise men saw when Jesus was born on Christmas!

👀 👽 UFO files reportedly show a star-shaped object moving across the sky in sharp zigzag patterns.

@Breaking911 This is the opposite of the baby one.

DOUBLE ERROR! A fan at a Cleveland Guardians game tried to make a barehanded catch, missed the ball, and ended up dumping his beer all over the woman sitting next to him.

@RichardHaass @NormOrnstein Your blockade suggestion for this Iran war weeks before it occurred was very good. I loathe Trump, but Equating Putin/Ukraine to Trump/Iran is ridiculous and discrediting.

Sorry, but neither war was one of necessity & both have turned out badly. Rather than making ad hominem comments you might try to refute me on the merits (good luck with that), learn from what has gone wrong, or suggest as i have in Home & Away how to limit costs going forward.

“Move the fuck back! Boy! The fuck is wrong with you? The fuck is wrong with you?”