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Happy New year.Hurray to us Allah has willed it 🙌🏼✨🥳The light will shine on us 🙇🏽‍♂️

@HumanJW1 @MkenyaMzi Ok enlighten me as the vibe coder you are

@itsdevjuan @MkenyaMzi Where are the vibe coders getting what they are doing?

Without sounding like I am rage baiting vibe coders, when you vibe code a mobile app do you even know what tech is underlying, like is it cross platform or native. And do you know the choice of each underlying technology

@HumanJW1 @MkenyaMzi Where is the demand where is software needed?

@MkenyaMzi A question to the "developers", why are they so afraid that every conversation is about " vibe coders". Imagine there's a very high demand for systems and tech services but instead they are focused on what "vibe coders" are doing, si watalia sana

@datalyncs @hopemidah Same to AI bubble

@hopemidah This reminds me of the early days of Uber. Independent drivers resisted, but it went on to redefine the industry. It’s not about cutting corners, it’s about better tools and speed. Tech evolves, workflows change, and early adopters stay ahead. Progress doesn’t wait.

Yaani portfolio nilitengeneza na siku saba kwa framer mmesema nimevibe code😭😭😭auch

@IamBrian___ Madness

Sai kila mtu anangoja tu Arteta masterclass. Kamare X weka Arsenal kichwa na pesa ya helb na rent na utulie.

@TribeOfArsenal @UTDTrey This is madness

@UTDTrey Thank you, This tweet just gave me more confidence that we are winning this

Kepa in goal for a carabao cup final Who’s gonna tell Arteta bro

@ignyharaz2 No ctrl Z there to undo stuff?

AutoCAD ukizoom bila kuona mouse pointer na wewe ni mgeni, it's advised you close the program and sleep. Unachora kakitu for 3 hours ukifuata YouTube tutorials alafu una zoom in kanapotea milele 🤣

no one will replace no one. this "AI" will just be incorporated into the software development pipeline with a lot of struggle due to its chaotic nature.

@MoSalahVinnie45 @AwesomeSoftSltn

Sai watu 50 tukiguziana we call it a day hata jioni hakuna haja ya kurudi drop your handles tuguziane my fellow small wigs.

@sir_jsiror @Web3flux checkout @AwesomeSoftSltn for detailed quote about your work

@Web3flux Expensive as f*ck!

Facts about Kenyan Developers?

@keja254 amaizing

House hunting ni rahisi! Check out listings within your preferred location and budget on SakaKeja254.

@axmedalxender Show off using Linux in public while in private quickly switches to Windows😂😂

The average Kenyan Techie: >Drives a slightly used German car (usually a BMW, Audi, or Mercedes) >Still flexes about being a strong Java developer >Hates on the greenhouse that are actually doing good stuff >Opens every website and immediately clicks Inspect Element >Spends more time looking for bugs in other people’s work than building his own >Constantly criticizes other developers’ projects and startups > They will come under this post and tell me to shut up and show us what you did >Publicly hates AI and vibe coding >Secretly uses all AI tools late at night >Frequently spotted at Java House meetings >Weekend drives to Limuru while discussing “the tech ecosystem” >Writes long threads explaining why other people’s projects won’t scale >Says things like “this architecture is wrong” after looking at a website for 10 seconds >Has at least 3 unfinished side projects on GitHub

@Fra_nkXBT Crypto💯✅

All these sharp boys buy cars from same showroom INTERESTING

@mumiasfinest @georgediano These guys must be having "Torpedoes" 😂😂

@georgediano Kwa maji hata Kusimama jamani haiweziii😂😂😂

A man has now decided to become a National Geographic reporter of the Indian Ocean, documenting the mysterious activities of beachboys under the water. Apparently, what many people suspected all along is actually not a conspiracy theory, it’s field research! In the video, one beachboy is “teaching” daughter of Agrippina how to swim. But my friend, the lesson looks less like swimming and more like advanced practicals in horizontal engineering. Meanwhile, the brother’s nuclear weapon inside the shorts appears to be on a full military parade, standing at attention like a soldier waiting for the command. Now scientists need to study these beachboys properly. Because ordinary men struggle to keep their makagare working in water, but these fellows somehow manage to keep entire systems fully operational under the ocean. That is not biology, that is marine technology god one. And the daughter of Agrippina in the video seems to be enjoying the lesson very much. At some point she even wrapped her legs around the mikora like she was afraid the Bluetooth signal might drop and disconnect the session. People think the electricity in Mombasa only comes from Kenya Power. They don’t know there are beachboys out there generating their own high-voltage current inside the Indian Ocean. So my brothers, let this be a public service announcement. If your woman says she’s going to the beach to learn swimming, just know there are instructors there offering extra practical lessons you never registered for. By the time she comes back, the syllabus might have been fully upgraded to the beachboys’ advanced curriculum. Na Beacon utaiokotea huko Sultan Hamud. Chesaa.

@ssimiyu001 @polo_kimanii 😅😂

@polo_kimanii There are some yards in Mombasa, a phone call is enough for you to get your commission,you just call them telling you've sent a client to purchase a car from them, if the deal is successful, they send your share,no contract or paperwork, just trust

Hapo Kiambu Road in a Showroom that starts with Wi. I helped a friend source a car worth 14 million Last year,a land cruiser,then after purchase nikarudi and the ‘bossy’ tells me that the only commission he can give me and for his math to balance, was 20k. Ghai! Ngiri twendi kama malaya ya Westland! I just smiled,shook my head and left that office without uttering a word. There wasnt any commission contract signed anyway. Bwana the shrewdness in this city can send you to mathare if you’re not careful. My mental health has never recovered. Mungu usiponisaidia sasa nitatafuta usaidizi kwa shetani juu wewe naona nikama kazi imekushinda

Send OTP → nothing arrives. Click Resend OTP → suddenly both OTPs arrive together. What’s the technical reason behind this?

@EOnyango52618 FB Elizabeth💯✅

Software engineers in Uni do you guys feel like running out of time??

@_devJNS Who wanna play games though 😂😅

always web, why??

@j_ngonde @Krepublics2_ ,😂😂

@Krepublics2_ You can actually just drive using the rearview mirror.

Someone is driving on thika road with their side mirrors folded in 😅😅. I ain't even going to talk about their gender but I wonder how she is switching lanes😅.

@_musenya "No one comes to the father except through them?..." You make them seem like Jesus's brothers 😂😂

Avoid those 6’2 luo tech bros in Jesus name😭

@edgarrut5 Go hard or get gone

I will say it again.. natural intelligence won't save you at university You either read or see us write