Tanks For Nothin'

@mirtle Let me explain something about South Florida fans. We are never happier than when we get to be the villain. The Golden-Era Hurricanes. The LeBron Heat. This. God help us, we love it so.

This series deserved to be a 2-2 split.

Emerson Hancock, single-handedly attempting to avenge the 2020 draft lottery.

@nats_sportschat The problem with platooning, to your point, is it makes "[x] can't be trusted against lefties" this self-fulfilling prophecy.

This is why I hate platooning. I understand the need for it...still dislike it. #guardsball

The lesson, as always. In the tournament, point guard play is everything.

@SirLebotha @MySportsUpdate No one has ever paid a dime to watch an owner own a team. Bootlicker.

@MySportsUpdate Should players have this much sway over team investments?

Why NFLPA report cards are valuable... #49ers GM John Lynch says they dug deeper into the NFLPA report card, in which the team’s training room got a C- grade. The team found that players wanted more 1-on-1 attention, so the team is hiring three more physical therapists and investing $9M in hydro areas to accommodate players’ requests.

@statmuse Between Montgomery and Murakami and their toxic bullpen the White Sox might be this season's Tungsten Arm O'Doyle tean.

Colson Montgomery vs Brewers: 2-3 1 HR 5 RBI 1 BB Hit his second Grand Slam in MLB.

[Those of you paying actual attention, you can probably figure out who at least some of my teams are. If anyone actually cares I have a tier chart available]

The White Sox bullpen did what

@SSN_Marlins @dagreatest33 @Marlins That statue is gone need at least 100 SPF sunblock.

@dagreatest33 @Marlins I think they already started

OWEN CAISSIE. SAY HIS NAME

@UrinatingTree Into every generation, a Mike Keenan is born...

This is most certainly one of the coaching moves of all-time. At least Torts knows how to deal with awful goaltending from his last year in Philly.

1.25 OPS, 125 SPF The Ginger Avenger

@Cfrost716 @Kristina_Why @NFL_DougFarrar You went to ride that orange micropeen so fast you didn't actually notice that what I said wasn't really an insult ....BA.

1. Trump never knew Vince Lombardi. 2. Vince Lombardi was not a violent person. 3. Contrary to public perception, Lombardi was a master motivator who treated every player differently. He knew which buttons to push, and what to avoid.

@chriswithans @ethereal226 @EW False equivalency is fucking stupid. Also false.

@ethereal226 @EW Three of them were president and did not eliminate the selective service requirement. The other claimed to work at McDonald’s

Rob Schneider, who does not have a history of military service, called for the U.S. to reinstate a military draft for men and women amid the war with Iran. ew.com/rob-schneider-…

@swillysports And The Ginger Avenger Owen Caissie.

@swillysports The Summer of Neto/DeLauter/Murakami is coming.

Our nation’s ball boy just hit a 2 run home run

Today was one of the ones that mattered

@TheCharlesDowns To steal a line, the most worst thing anyone could ever do to you is steal the "I" key from your keyboard.

No Kings “protesters” on Capitol Hill lost it when I exposed that they were handing out pre-printed signs. When I asked why they never have organic signs, they started calling me a “pedophile protector.” The anti-Trump movement is completely deranged.

@ProRightHeart @mellowgloom @landpalestine Anyone who argues the semantics of sexual abuse needs their hard drive checked, I don't make the rules.

@mellowgloom @landpalestine The terrorist account claimed he raped her in a closet. That is a lie. They lie on purpose and dont stick to the facts.

ICE Officer admitted he raped a woman in custody for months He did this in exchange for letting her see her daughter

@ChiRuxinBGO @AZGrizFan Piece of professional advice. Unless bullshitting would make you look even more ridiculous, you don't ever admit "IDK", especially when it's not a live setting. In 2026, everyone is a prodigy and has access to all the info via the same tool you chose to write "IDK, LOL" with.

@AZGrizFan I’m a Millennial but thanks for playing. 🤷‍♂️

I’ll say it… I have no clue who George Gervin is or was in regard to basketball. 🏀 I’m not the biggest NBA fan but I’ve never even heard of him before all of this “Iceman” nonsense. Not sure why the uproar in regards to Caleb Williams attempting to make a business decision that it sounds like Gervin should have attempted before. Williams, his family and his business team owe nothing to Gervin. Go get your paper if you can!

@Cfrost716 @Kristina_Why @NFL_DougFarrar I've had 10 words with a HoF coach in a social setting, but I wouldn't say I *air quotes* know him.

@Kristina_Why @NFL_DougFarrar He says he saw Lombardi in a locker room as a young man. Even today rich people get good access. I absolutely believe he met Lombardi at a packers giants game. He says he did, who can disprove it. He was in patriots bills jets locker rooms all the time.