John D. Payne
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John D. Payne
@jdp_writes
Using technological wizardry to tattoo magical runes on the mangled corpses of trees, giving them the power of telepathic speech and mind control. #AmWriting
Las Cruces, NM Entrou em Aralık 2013
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God bless America. 🇺🇸
And God bless the Scots. 🏴
Ian Miller@ianmSC
The Europeans that everyone said weren’t going to show for the World Cup are having the absolute time of their lives at baseball games now
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@FiredUpCoug LDS missionaries can survive up to two years without food by eating Ramen.
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One of my character defects is that when I learn a language exists, I immediately really, really want to learn it.
Today I learned about Jibbali.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shehri_la…
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@jdp_writes @DavidJohnButler There is no money or political clout in solving this issue.
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This game is rad as heck. It's just anthropeum.com
I got just over 50k points on today's game. New addition to my daily routine just dropped!
owen cyclops@owenbroadcast
i feel very obligated to let all the nerds know that there is a free game like geoguesser where you guess the location of origin and time period for art and historical artifacts. really high level:
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@world_of_pies I thought the peace prize was like the Swedish king or something.
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@jdp_writes They are the custodians of the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize.
As a "plus one" they also run the biggest sport on the planet.
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@KG6783 Oh, yeah. Didn't they split off from Carlos the Jackal's crew?
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@jdp_writes It's an organized crime syndicate that occasionally organizes soccer tournaments.
It's basically FARC but without any good cocaine.
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@jdp_writes Pretty sure it's a savory pastry from Guatemala
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@jdp_writes Get her on to play some dulcimer.
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In the last 28 days, 96.2% of the views of High Low Brow are men.
Curious. I'm thrilled that I'm reaching men, of course. I didn't think I was doing anything that would resonate exclusively with men. Does culture not matter to women? Do women not want to have fun?
Hmmn. We'll see if that percentage holds when I start talking about romance novels.
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@DavidJohnButler Next time you have guests on, try to get Cyndi Lauper. She can probably speak to this conundrum.
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@jdp_writes Although perhaps they JUST wanna have fun. Perhaps they do not care about the culture.
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