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hello bro

@AlexisTakeThree i started at 21 and its never too late <3 i know girls who started much later and who are even prettier, never let the brainworms win!!!!

@jelqtutorial i can never look like that im 19 and I wont be starting hrt for another few months its too late for me 💔 im stuck looking like a moid forever

i need to kill myself

@jelqtutorial honestly the proportions are insane, that fit goes so hard 🔥

the baggiest to ever do it

how that beer hit my hand on a friday

@MILLENIALCHASER dawg 😭😭😭

bra shopping

critter

RT @nekomichiii: the prophecy...

@Shikanokoton @Glinner i wrote this tweet btw @Glinner

Glinnerrrrrrr we’re so pregnant @Glinner Glinnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

@sophistsdismay i feel strangely guilty shoplifting ive been stealing single serve cheese sticks from the QFC to microdose the experience

@jelqtutorial ur paying for shit when u go thru self checkout ?

Did anyone else think Banksy was going to be a beautiful busty woman?

@Boglover69 i really gotta respect your dedication to the bit

🥜

@feralhousepuppy :3c

@jelqtutorial will your tyranny ever end?

“oh cat’s meows mimic a baby’s cry they’re manipulating you” my cat has started mimicking the chime the fridge makes when the door is left open to get me to come and give her attention. you people have no idea how evil these creatures get

the joker is just the sentencer to a sick fuck such as myself

crowbcat needs to be tried at the hague

@iTrollWomen my boston trip