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@wt_analysis You're too good at this

How not to play football by #NFFC. It's pretty clear to me that players & coaches are not on the same page. Defence wants to play out, forwards are ready to go long. Couple that with players in unfamiliar positions, its a recipe for disaster.

@OllyBausor @williambroome On this note, I would encourage you to watch the post match press conference

@williambroome That also massively wound me up! Does he really think the Braga players are used to playing in those conditions? In Portugal? Pitch was fine! Horrendous to blame the pitch! Proper cop out! Wasn't any puddles neither was it cutting up. Bad excuse! Both teams had to play on it too

Slept on it, sat at the airport; Those interviews "fine margins" "adequate performance" tells you all you need to know. The style of play, the sidewards and backwards, wingers not being wingers, all part of the plan. That's what the Boos are for, can't accept this way of playing!

@indymunkey Exactly. None of them improve what we had and in some cases, they've made us weaker.

@jonners Every single one has been a failure. I like Jesus but 1 goal in all these matches isn’t good enough. Hutch and Sovona have potential but for the money we spent we should expect more. Totally ruined and destroyed everything that was good about the side.

@dogsnobrob That's why the weekend will be the second time 😂

@jonners They've already had our pants down with McAtee.

@russell_kane The irony of the line "don't be fooled" 🧐

Q: Can anyone (AI or otherwise) explain what’s scientifically wrong with rapeseed oil? Its low in saturated fat, contains omega3s, mostly coldpressed in the UK. The 'erucic acid scare' was fixed in the 70s. “Seed oils = toxic” feels more YouTube than science. Any science?

@SeanRossSapp x.com/jonners/status…

Penta and Dominik had a confrontation

EXCLUSIVE: Dominik vs Penta at WrestleMania? 🤔 I was just trying to ask him about his #WWE2K25 rating 🤣

@LondonTrickies 🤮

@jonners *in Derby

@SportsPaulH We do need to get out on the course* again soon *range

@jonners @THEPLAYERSChamp @talkSPORT2 @JoshLambo Superb, if you want any advice on smooth swinging 6 irons let me know...

@marksilcox I read this tweet with Braille

Also causes blindness... #Beware

@TheTaxWilliams Exactly! 📈

@jonners I think they’ve sold out....

@matt_lissack I thought ‘roll back’ was just the instructions 🤷🏻‍♂️

Rugby is such a friendly game twitter.com/HEPotter1/stat…

@PRMikePreston Remember that saying ‘what goes up, must come down’? 😏

@jonners There's a Forest are crap joke in there somewhere.

@JessTemby Loving your work 👏🏼

@RyanArnoldUK @mistajam Nottingham’s finest 👏🏼

Congrats bro @mistajam 🙌🏼

@seanAthorne @Benap90 @TheMrJL @RiotCabaret Love this 👏🏼

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@ItsMarkWebster That’s made me laugh in a packed coffee shop and now I look unhinged. Cheers.

The Arsenal centre half?