Juli(withoutane)

Something so incredible has happened to me and it’s so weird because no one can really understand why it’s incredible so no one cares. Maybe I’ll just tell the internet so you can pretend to care 1/

@JustCall_MeJo I have never in my 47 years of life heard of someone shaving their arms! Crazy

Fun fact I was like 25 before I learned from Tumblr that women are "supposed" to shave their arms. Prior to then I'd never seen anyone who did this. No white people nor Black people where I came from did this.

@paulcalixte1 @nazzobetweeting As a 47 yo Gen X, my heart also skipped a beat. And at this not young age that could be dangerous! :)

@nazzobetweeting One young and one gen x? Wait, what the- 💀

i’m at a wine bar in portugal and there are two separate american couples here (one young and one gen x) and a portuguese person asked the young ones if they’re gonna watch the super bowl and they go “i’m just gonna watch bad bunny” and the gen x couple yells from across the bar “we just wanna watch bad bunny, too!” and these are all the whitest people you can imagine lmao the outrage is SO manufactured

My freshly 47 year old face. Not pictured: the temporarily disabled body due to Too Many Squats

F these big trucks and every idiot that drives them fox32chicago.com/news/video-sho…

Honestly I’m gonna need a far bigger discount than this…

@DylanDoubly To be fair, it rarely actually does hit

lol no one believed this snowstorm would actually hit

@WestLoopTom Have you met people? Of course they are

Is anyone asking for this?

@chibbqk1ng I mean that churro spot was good but is THAT good? I dunno

Looking up Döner spots in Berlin and the 37,000+ google reviews for a famous stand had me curious which restaurant has most reviews in the world? I asked ChatGPT but it didn’t have an answer so I took a guess and looked up the famous churro spot in Madrid and may have an answer.

@trishtaylor @ThrillaRilla369 WHAT?! Really? I haven’t been to a bar in Indiana in many year but that’s crazy

@ThrillaRilla369 They had them here as recently as 1995. But we also still have smoking in bars in 2025.

My mom told me highschools had smoking areas when she was younger

@WestLoopTom @ufollow_me_now5 THATS not the same dude? :)

@ufollow_me_now5 @juliwithoutane

@WestLoopTom @ufollow_me_now5 Those aren’t the same person?!?

@ufollow_me_now5 These two got winded from standing.

@DylanDoubly Oh people still GO to banks? :) never having to step inside is a requirement for me.

@juliwithoutane just opened the account this morning, pretty painless and they have a few locations around the burbs here

another easy $400 coming my way 😛

Yes. More of this.

The dog shit is an improvement. Anyone that thinks A) this ‘car’ is a good idea and B) this ‘art’ is a good idea is really asking for it. ‘But what was it wearing?’

@trishtaylor @the_transit_guy Yeah he was just chiming in and adding NYC context :)

@juliwithoutane @the_transit_guy Right. But isn’t the “story” supposed to be about a lady who visited Chicago or I supposed he’s saying NYC but retweeting a Chicago tweet. I can’t keep up!!

Cities can and should be safer, but last week a woman from Oklahoma on the 7 train to the airport said, “I thought the city and subway would be so bad, but I had a great time and honestly was pleasantly surprised.” The fearmongering and partisan attacks aren’t helpful.

@trishtaylor @the_transit_guy (They live in New York. 7 is in NYC) :)

@the_transit_guy This doesn't help things when you make up stories. There is no 7 train in Chicago. They're colors. You can't even accidentally call them a number.

The next (express bus downtown during rush hour) was in 17 minutes so I took the red line. Hahahahahahahahahaha I’m never getting to work

@DylanDoubly I have the 14 pro and if it kicks the bucket I’ll get a 17, original flavor, but otherwise I’m keeping it.

no real interest from me in any of the new apple products except maybe the new airpods cause i’d love a little more anc for the train commute

@DylanDoubly That’s ALWAYS the case

can’t find any new info on this project. please don’t tell me it got killed cause there wasn’t enough parking next to a fucking train stop 🫩