Jason Weems

Stop worrying about Diddy & clean your ceiling fan blades!

It’s September 27th. Today is my Standup Comedy Anniversary. I still vividly remember the first time I stepped on stage. So thankful for everywhere the 🎤 has taken me & for everywhere we’re going. More Good Ass Jokes on the way! ❤️✊🏽 #JasonWeemsComedy

Them: It’s a once in a lifetime Solar Eclipse happening in the sky ☀️. Also Them: Don’t look at that s#%t yo!

Alright y’all, don’t forget to look DIRECTLY into the Sun in 3, 2, 1 ……

🎥: @jweemscomedy: Unknown

{The twins were in their room fussing before I hear a loud “crash”. I run up the steps and I pass my oldest son in the hallway.} Me: <sigh> What happen?! My Oldest: <looking towards the twins room> I don’t know but I believe it was racially motivated. #imdone #mythreesons

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We gonna work on making this a reality. Praise GOD !!! ❤️🙌🏽

These MF’s made a movie called Cocaine Bear 🐻 !!!

My truck is in the body shop & they just called to tell me it’s done, BUT I’m not returning this MF’ing rental until I burn the gas down to the level I got it⛽️ !!!

More photography work. Image of Comedian @jweemscomedy by me. DM for commissions.

@RickeySmiley Not “the nearest” though 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Whoever did this going to the nearest hell! And if you laff you going!! 👀🥹🥹😐

@stavvybaby 😂😂😂😂😂😂

BIG NEWS!!! I’m pumped to announce the first leg of my 2023 Fat Rascal Tour! Pre Sale Starts 10am local time! Go to stavvy.biz and use code word: Rascal. See you there 💋

The @WPGC “Good Morning Show” tribe was out and looking 🔥🔥🔥 for the @WomanKingMovie premiere a few nights ago! The movie was incredible!!!! Listen to us daily 6am-10am! It’s a whole vibe 🥰❤️🙌🏾 @GettyImages #thewomanking

Hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂

Hey. Yeah you. Stop re-reading all your earlier pages and just work on that new chapter.

Too much fun was had. Y’all are AMAZING !!! ❤️✊🏽

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but change your HVAC filter. That’s why you coughing.

.@jweemscomedy and I listened as Nas’ name was called during Northwood’s Speech Award Ceremony, BUT THEN… #thisboy #canttellhimnothing #mynas

Love seeing these. Truly is moving. Let’s keep it going ❤️✊🏽.