Keith Redding

This Bammer sitting at a bar waited all night to get on TV during the #NFLDraft only to do the worst beer chug in history.

"You’re so quiet today. What’s on your mind?" My mind:

Jack Nicklaus kicks off the 90th Masters with the ceremonial tee shot… ONE OF US!

Hello friends

It's finally here. Good morning from Thursday at the Masters. #themasters

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE PHOTO OF ALL TIME HOLY SHIT

Introducing my new caddie 🤝

@_JHokanson Take $20 million of that and throw it at the basketball team 😂

$300 mil? 👀

BREAKING: Bama star guard Aden Holloway hits the transfer portal. The Federal Corrections Institution in Talladega, Alabama will be his next destination. He is estimated to be there for 5-10 years.

What's actually happening here is the President has embraced the "mad man" theory and is trying to convince the Iranians that he's willing to do whatever to wipe them out in hopes of getting a deal. The failure is that the President, like so many others, doesn't actually appreciate that the Iranians are mad men who live in a fundamentally religious world where they really do believe they are to wipe out Israel and their citizens are expendable. But no, this is not an unhinged President. It's a man playing a role as a negotiation tactic. Unfortunately, the President is going to be backed into a corner of extreme options by doing this, or be mocked for TACO again.

NEW: Auburn forward Filip Jovic plans to enter the NCAA transfer portal, @DraftExpress reports. on3.com/college/auburn…

JUST IN - Trump on Iran: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."

EARTHSET. April 6, 2026. Humanity, from the other side. First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon. Photo: NASA

'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon buff.ly/qcPH41F

The mowing report has been released

The President of the United States addresses the nation about the Islamic Republic of Iran, flanked by the Easter Bunny. We are living in a simulation.

@ChrisRobichaud3 @stoolpresidente All hope was lost and then we got a phone call from the front desk saying a driver was there with my wallet. I told her to not let him leave. I ended up giving him all the money we had on hand from using my wife’s debit card at an ATM earlier. I saved his number

@keithredding @stoolpresidente Are the movie rights still available for this story ?

I have a lost wallet situation on my hands. Could be very bad.

Mood all week. 😂

Elyjah Freeman has announced he will return to Auburn for the 2026-27 season