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@slucy Snoop Dogg should host everything.

Snoop Dogg sould host the Oscars

Breaking my absence of many months to share the banger getting me through a lot of work this week: youtube.com/watch?v=lu5OVU…

Henry Kissinger, War Criminal, Dead at 100 rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

@TheDazzlingOne I came here immediately.

@EricAllixRogers Afternoon bollard report: I saw a minivan backing slowly out of the underpass, having been fooled by our trusty bollard friend!

@EricAllixRogers @GammaCounter Just came here to ask this, thanks!

Who needs a code to the other place?

@libcomix @jon_chad @saclib My kids are obsessed with this series and with this book in particular. Thank you for making science fun!

You can learn about the building blocks of EVERYTHING and other amazing science topics with @jon_chad-- and your local library! All you need to do is get carded! #HowILibrary #LibraryCardSignUpMonth #CreatorsGetCarded @saclib

@jjoque Today I learned that they watched "a video where someone surprised the tooth fairy with a water balloon". They watch videos "when the teacher wants to" because they "need to do a dance every day" because they "got a monster". I don't understand any of this?

@jjoque Apparently the only thing that happened yesterday was that Small Kid wasn't able to finish his bag of popcorn because his teacher told the class to throw away any snack trash.

Look, I know there's a lot going on here. It was just barely not the 90s. I was an impressionable 20. My god. youtube.com/watch?v=FFdmpK…

Also, you know how I feel about this. youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC…

Today's mood is Stop Making Sense. vulture.com/article/talkin… (PS Chicago, who wants to see this?)

This Friday is also brought to you by the wilted celery and cupcake that I found in the back of the fridge.

This Friday is brought to you by @GreenVelvet_ youtube.com/watch?v=BQzDdq…

@chogmorson @MsKellyMHayes Also leaving a faucet slowly dripping if that's a safe thing in your household.

@jillgengler Interested!

Always a good day for Sing It Back: youtube.com/watch?v=w1eN8v…

Aug 10th 1988 - Zero Cool was in the New York Times for crashing 1,507 computer systems. 📽️📅 #Hackers (1995) #HackThePlanet