Bear Down Tito

@BelowAverageOPS Send Kayfus down to the minors where he can take 500,000 fly balls before he even plays the field in Cleveland again

Put Kwan back in left field. End this stupid experiment before it even grows legs.

@GuardsJoey CJ Kayfus fucking sucks

Brendan Donovan can you please just leave us alone

@GuardsJoey Should be out of the inning

These four runs are all thanks to CJ Kayfus and his shitty defense

CJ Kayfus needs some minor league work before he can play in the field

@GuardsJoey He feels balder than most people

CJ Kayfus bald head jump scare

@alisonrae22 It’s distracting haha

i generally refrain from commenting on players’ appearances but gabriel arias’s hair is testing me

@BelowAverageOPS Ran ourselves out of that inning in a hurry

what on earth was Hoskins doing there

@FranmilsEyebrow Greatest perk there is

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@babbyjayyb Add me back on Snapchat haha

Waiting on u 💓

@JustinESports How is his wrist though 😟

Jaden Bradley is doing endorsement deals with Crocs and Raising Cane’s?!? I’ve seen enough. Build the damn statue.

@SleeperGuards Certainly couldn’t have been any worse

@kwanin60seconds He would’ve at least given a better speech 😂

Of course Aaron Judge struck out in a meaningful AB Bryce Harper should’ve been the captain of this team

@JacobsFieldRBW Holy shit no Nolan jones?

If it were up to me… OF Kwan Valera DeLauter Kayfus INF Ramirez Rocchio Bazzana Manzardo Schneeman Hoskins C Naylor Hedges Fry SP Williams Bibee Cantillo Messick Allen RP Smith Gaddis Sabrowski Festa Herrin Walters Armstrong Brogden

@GuardsJoey No shit Sherlock

If every degenerate gambler in the world took this deal every single major sportsbook would go out of business

@GuardsJoey Why would you want to run back Nolan Jones again?

Based on how things current stand, this would be my OD roster prediction. Obviously subject to change. Kayfus, Brito, and Martinez are the ones I chose to leave off. I could see one of them taking Schneemann’s spot, or Arias/Rocchio’s if the FO finally picks a shortstop

@FranmilsEyebrow I’ll be at the game !

Juan Brito and CJ Kayfus hoops on my TV and the other game on MLB Gameday and Statcast.

@ArizonaBaseball can you put pitch count and mph on scoreboard

@ArizonaBaseball the chip hale jersey submission form doesn’t work

Opening day at @ArizonaBaseball and their registers are down everywhere so no beer, food, or merch. Play ball!