My name is Michael 🇺🇦

@ohhanxiety We do. Want to shock yourself... check the prices on iron boards

Anyone?

@ThatOneFrank_ I want to say harpy... but I'm not sure if that's real.

What type of bird is this massive bird🦅?!

@MbarkCherguia Yep...

I actually do not remember this. Does anyone here? 🤔

@HalfwayPost Board of peace doesn't want to get stuck on war... who would have thought.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is furious because all the “Board of Peace” nations have ghosted him after he asked them for help in the Strait of Hormuz.

@MustangMan_TX I got suspended for texting about automobile repair...I used a common slang term for transmission and was accused of hate speech.

What was the dumbest thing you ever got suspended for on this platform? I got suspended multiple times but more than once I think for talking about ivermectin! I wanted people to know there was a viable therapeutic and they didn’t need to get jabbed!

@HelpfulTeacher_ The classroom doesn't need a fix... society does

How did we mess it up? For starters, we let people with no classroom experience have an increasing say on how schools are run We let behaviour slip in a big way And we overcomplicated something which in it's purist form is really very simple Can we fix it? #Edchat #edutwitter

@neetu_arnold Sounds like the way our country is going.

60% of teachers in new Ed Week survey say student behavior has worsened over the past two years: “We’ve seen a large increase in the inability for students to cope when things don’t go their way. We see a lot of crying, yelling, shutting down, gross overreactions”

@Moonlight_myths That's how genes work... if there are red head genes anywhere... they can pop back up.

My sister gave birth to a red-haired daughter. But she and her husband are both dark-haired. No one in our family has red hair. My sister insists that her husband's great-grandfather was red-haired, and that's how it was passed down. Her husband didn't believe her, especially since she has this one red-haired colleague at work. Anyway, he insisted on a DNA test, which they did after huge fights and screaming matches. My sister threw the paper in his face. It showed 99.9% he's the father. But he still doesn't believe it, says the test could have been faked or someone paid off the lab. He wants to do another one at a different lab, but my sister is afraid this will definitely lead them to divorce He's not even talking to my sister right now. But he says it's better to find out the truth and live with a clear conscience. He doesn't want to raise someone else's child. I believe my sister 100%, but I have to admit the situation is pretty bizarre. Does anyone know anything about genetics?

@papiwontmiss Good trouble there mom.

So the school counselor just called me to ask if I was aware that my daughter planned and led a student protest today where 100+ students walked out of their 3rd period to hold a BLM rally on the yard bc they feel teachers treat the black students different & unfairly. She’s 12😭

@SpencerHakimian Full on delusion.

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS THE WORLD IS FINALLY SAFE THANKS TO HIM

@BellaBaddie__ $$$ were limited and wanted in other projects.

@heavensbvnny Couch blanket, chair blanket, dog blanket, yep

Does anyone else have a couch blanket? Like a blanket that stays on your couch that you use when relaxing or is it just me?

@svdate @NotHoodlum

This could be the single dumbest thing our country has ever done.

@LePapillonBlu2 This country needs an enema

Enough of this shit already.

@Mubarak_mubious The trump brand

what industry is entirely built on a house of cards and would collapse overnight if people realized the truth about it ??

@TRUMP_ARMY_ How does that affect me?

DID YOU KNOW: • Barron Trump has an IQ of over 170. • He has mastered Slovenian, French, Italian, and German. • He is also a legendary chess extraordinaire. Drop a '♥️' for Barron Trump!

@SarahIronside6 There is no red line. To a #MAGAt everything they want is OK. There are no restrictions on behavior as long as daddy Trump approves.

I genuinely need to know what the red line is for maga. Because at this point it seems like trump could break into your home and rape your daughter right in front of you and you would still find a way to justify your support for this absolute monster.

RIP Chuck. 😔

@Acyn Such a child

Trump: I have much more power in my second term. I said I'm going to sign an executive order to ensure that the second Saturday in December, is preserved exclusively, nobody is playing football. Not Ohio state against Notre Dame. Not LSU against Alabama. Nobody is going to play football for four hours during that very special time of the year in December. It's preserved forever for the army-navy game. If you don't want to watch football, you don't have to. But if you want to watch football, you are only watching one game. You are not watching 19 different games.

@JamieBonkiewicz did they check the tariff shelf?

Why the fuck is the Pentagon asking for $200 billion for a war they said we already won?