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Ok this may be pedantic: “new” MS Teams roll out this morning and the green tick to indicate someone is available has changed hue and is now different to all other green ticks across Windows…why must you play with us like this @MicrosoftTeams !?!

Stoked. My trusty ⁦@Crumpler⁩ Zero Border wheels gave out this week. They no longer sell replacements, but $27 Amazon wheels (for 4!) and a bit of tinkering and the bag’s ready to give me years of extra use! Good as new!!

@brisbanecityqld Just receiving your text and email alerts for a thunder storm that occurred 7 hours ago…

@georgievpurcell Dunno about you, but I’ve never heard of or used an automation in photoshop that enlarges boobs and creates crops tops! Pretty sure @Photoshop and @Adobe might have something to say about misrepresenting their software too!!

I endured a lot yesterday. But having my body and outfit photoshopped by a media outlet was not on my bingo card. Note the enlarged boobs and outfit to be made more revealing. Can’t imagine this happening to a male MP. What gives?

@auspost is it normal to expect a parcel to take 20 days to get from Brisbane to Sydney?

@LauraJaneGrace How was this not billed Laura Jane Greece?

@qldgov this is pathetic! I’m stuck in a constant loop of verifier codes or “unexpected error”. Hopeless. Way to launch digital license! Do it after hours when you have zero support. Who the hell thought this was a good idea!?

@woolworths I’ve received “Everyday Rewards” emails from you at 7:26am, 10:41am, 11:14am, 12:27pm, 1:21pm and 1:31pm…day’s not over yet so assuming I’ll receive more. Who in your marketing team think people are reading all this repeated junk?

@auspost I have. You’ve not responded.

@ledbyexample @ledbyexample, I'm sorry to hear your parcel has not arrived. Please DM us with your details so we can look into this further. - Moses

The incompetency of @auspost will never cease to amaze me. Any recent parcel I’ve had delivered has had an issue. WFH with front door open & just get carded most of the time. I understand the posties are overworked, but when I pay for postage I want it to get to my house, not PO!

@auspost Was supposed to be delivered today…yet again “incorrectly processed”. Absolutely useless.

@ledbyexample Sorry to hear you've been having trouble with your parcel deliveries. Feel free DM us if you ever need help lodging a complaint - Nathan

It’s actually a real problem for small businesses cause I order from them and it takes over two weeks for things to arrive but when I order from Amazon it’s here the same or next day! It’s easy to see why people use companies like Amazon more and more.

Fantastic Apple added functionality in the new watchOS. Shame the watch doesn’t last a day anymore 🤦🏻‍♂️

@Sonos you’d have thought saying “Hey Sonos, play the white album by the Beatles” would work wouldn’t you? Old mate just replies saying “I can’t find the black album by the Beatles” hmmmuseful

Just asked a millennial to “show someone the ropes”…she thought I was making a Pirates of the Caribbean reference

Work laptops updated to Win11 - anyone know how to fix the terrible window snapping?! Driving me mad!!!

How was that a hand ball?! Rough call

Terrifying!!!! abc.net.au/news/2023-07-3…

Go do the right thing for Tyler and his family. gofund.me/ceca48a2