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Dan🥛
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@m0ppits @DelusionPosting Damn dude, at least she didn't call it "cute"
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@Howlingmutant0 god forbid a man experiences a little cuteness aggression
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Guys who shake babies to death are the most feared inmates in prison. If he’d do that to a baby imagine what he’d do to someone who really crossed him
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@FeralPHunter i was worried for you until i remembered you have three thumbs
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guess who has two thumbs and got laid off a month into a new job after moving to nyc 😀
𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter@FeralPHunter
my boss got laid off, his boss signed off for the day, my coworker has a meeting with the VP in a few minutes and i have a meeting with the VP 30 minutes after that lol
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@VelvetLux22 imagine having legs with enough aura to trigger twitter discourse on their own 🙂↕️
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@thechosenberg gonna square up with my wife and charge her for expenses she incurs, but at a discounted rate only reserved for cutey patooties 🤗
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@Howlingmutant0 yes but how did you earn two of them? multiple rapeloyments?
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“Wow I love your lapel pin, it’s so colorful!”
“Thank you! It’s my ‘Most Raped Kikeslave Award’!”
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@Alicia_Bittle_ that would be interesting, the implications it could have on explaining the differences in brain chemistry between childless karens and women with families...
any women interested in participating in the experimental group should dm me so we can "hypothesize" or whatever 👀
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I guarantee each child rewires the brain.
After each of my 5 babies, I’ve inexplicably found myself to be more socially adept and emotionally in tune.
I want to see a study on a woman who’s had 10 babies vs a woman who’s had none.
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
🚨: A second pregnancy transforms the brain, making it sharper and more efficient as it adapts to caring for two children, research finds.
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@GeringerAdam i have to see this every day in the corporate world its like my eyes are being raped daily
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Seeing a 5’5 man with a Norwood 7 and a bmi over 30 should elicit the same feeling as seeing someone with cerebral palsy
Can be sympathy or disgust or sadness, but it should be consistent
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what is happening in these comment sections
@nikitabier it appears to be some sort of bot farm. plz investigate
yani 🇺🇸@yaanaie
Can anyone explain; why???
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@sailaunderscore @dsonoiki is the lie that she never described herself as one or that she's a hot girl
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One of the funnier subplots is that this niche twitter socialist ‘socialite microcelebrity’ has been desperately lusting after clavicular ever since she begged him to take a selfie with her.
I’m not usually a believer in the ‘underfucked’ thesis, but chalk one up for MedGold.
ella devi@ellad3vi
aaand the look clavicular wore is so flat! i think it's a sad and half-baked pastiche of di petsa's work (shown on the right) with none of the intricate thematic elements or craftmanship quality that garments from di petsa have
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