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Sorry sir, I just see two bad bitches.

i drew the cow driving a radio

Notice the lack of Muppet

me on the couch 30 minutes before puck drop manifesting an alex ovechkin hat trick

you cannot understand the true joy of a sunny day because you dont know what it means to miss it

@themelodicrage @whatdahell49650 @popkalss The principal of my child’s school said her shirt didn’t look good with her undertones and they executed her on sight. Honestly was my fault, I should have gone over color theory with her

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

Anyways, check out this little short comic I've been wanting to do for a while, now. 1/9

@skadog13 Aw don’t shave ‘em :(

Eep!

Again: The USPS is REQUIRED to deliver to EVERY. SINGLE. ADDRESS in the United States. They have someone ride into the Grand Canyon ON A MULE to deliver mail to people who live at the bottom of the canyon. They are not meant to be profitable. They are meant to serve US citizens.

good night

@philsadelphia I was so excited to text my friend about Paul Rudd that i accidentally hit the voice to text thing it muted him and I missed like all of his singing 😭

EVERYONE CHEERED

not a day goes by that i don’t think about kermit on the masked singer

the eepiest baby