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an astute observation oneshot | humor | 20k | e #gego world's best ally gojo satoru 😏 archiveofourown.org/works/70848436…

if i’m going to a 2yo’s birthday party tomorrow do i address the card to the child. she can’t read

@piercetheevie05 thank you!!! xoxo

@maybebbplease man i get it . i hope tomorrow feels a lot better thanks for always feeding us with great content :)

whewwww i don't usually bad day post but this has been a bad fucking day holy shit

@RubyMoon_Art like he is so difficult. every day she is tortured

Not the ✂️😭😭😭

this worked i laughed thank you for your service 🫂🫂🫂

also my goldfish memory. how many times has someone mentioned a fic to me and i've been like 'never read it' and then it's literally bookmarked on my ao3. SO MANY TIMES. i need to be taking NOTES.

rediscovered the big spreadsheet i made for fic recs for my old fandom in like 2022 and it was so much more extensive than i remembered + i forgot how much i loved like. most of these fics. i gotta start writing down notes about fics again it's so nice to look back 😊

@shokoieirisgf thank you 🫂🫂🫂

@maybebbplease i hope your day gets better em <3

@dredfish_ao3 the dreammmm omg i'm astral projecting right next to you

bout to roll a blunt & write yaoi on my porch bc it’s beautiful outside 🥰

@cfvybees ok but would gojo not want to be pushed around in a stroller. if he could be. like am i not right about that. HE SO WOULD!!!!!!!

@maybebbplease not the scissor emojis sjfckvj. LOVED this, your threadfics are always so funny sexy! gonna be thinking about the “did you come/do you want to” tone shift for a While. and also gojo wishing he could get pushed around in a stroller lmfao

imagine #gego where gojo’s literally just trying to get railed. like, he’s good looking. he’s fun. he’s easy (shut the fuck up shoko) to get along with. so why is it so hard to find good dick? like, he could literally scroll twitter while these guys are pumping away inside him.

@OnlyLians you're welcome! i do what i can!!

@maybebbplease Another banger, thank you

@btngmydiktoskna i had fun with this one gojo is such a menace imagine having to know him irl

@maybebbplease Omg this was soooooo much fun to read like i have beeen obsessively checking for updates and like wow— extremely hot. i cant even think of anywords to say just hard asf

@ceofhomos i wanted to have her block him for this but the text generator won't let you do half blue half green texts. but just know she did

@maybebbplease LMAOO RUBBING OFF

@magswrite @briedsm_ yk i don't even have a good reason. mostly i just need to go thru and send the ones i read and liked since the last time i sent you fics

@maybebbplease @briedsm_ why wasn’t i sent this :(

lol tonight is actually the first night ALL WEEK i haven't had plans! but i accidentally got sucked into reading a fic (not even gego) and so here i am now at 11pm whoopsssss

@batwing_00 he is so difficult 🥰

@maybebbplease I really needed a hit of the gego blunt today.. magnificent as always! i love that gojo is just a menace to all his friends

@briedsm_ WOOHOO i can't wait to hear how you like it!

@maybebbplease I pinky promise I will read at least first 5 chaps by Sunday evening 10p pst 🫡 I will report back

@x_akallabeth_x tyty i thought it was a fun addition!!

@maybebbplease I loved this hahaha and the morning after made me cackle

@bluecoffeemugs i'm so glad!! i deeply believe this is how gojo would behave so i am compelled to make it so

@maybebbplease i had so so so much fun reading this omg thank you for sharing i had the time of my life for REAAAAAL they are also SO on character it’s actually hilarious i love this a lot. amazing work!!!!! delicious

and again. the things i NEED to know about.

xie lian and rouye

ok i could use a laugh today give me your best joke maybebabyplease.straw.page