Michaela Cornell

@VeryBadLlama Imagine.

imagine working on Franklin the Turtle and suddenly getting called into an emergency meeting to discuss the US government’s fan art of your beloved Canadian cartoon turtle carrying out extrajudicial killings in Venezuela

Dared my cousin Jay to write a ballad about “that old damn ball in the wall” for Game 6. He sent this 58 minutes later: Barger at the Bat Things weren’t looking brilliant for the Jays of blue and white; The team was down a couple runs—it was becoming a frightful night.

@Sportsnet @cbcsports @cbcasithappens

That old damn ball in the wall In our memory burned For the runners they were stranded and no more runs were earned. ©️2025 Jason Harris

That old damn ball in the wall it killed our cheer, it stole our fun, it robbed the Jays of the tying run. It seemed a dirty trick—it certainly was no treat. An infield double is paltry fare for us upon our feet.

@ThatEricAlper Tom Waits

Which singer is instantly recognised by their vocal style and their voice?

fucking aspirations

@ibuprofenbarbii Ballad of Wallace Brown. Dylan’s Depression-era desperation.

whats the saddest song u know and i dont mean "lalala i miss my ex" i mean gut wrenching

@VIGOCHAofficial @CtRedLFC My goodness. No need to yell. (It still sucks.)

Yooo. Mehal just got screwed royally #jeopardy

Is anyone listening? instagram.com/reel/DAHOlH7yV…

“I’m positive this J.D. Vance guy wrote more than two books,” I says to myself, certain of a prolific, bestselling author with that name in the 90s. Spent the last hour searching …Mystery writer J.A. Jance. I was a publicist for 3 of her books. Not a presidential running mate.

The poor raccoon is gone! Phew.

Hey, @cityoftoronto 29° July temperatures and a “current 5-day wait time” for removal of a dead raccoon is not a good combo.

I spot Little Shrew, @KidsCanPress

Nope. @MLB_PR @MLB Rethink this 80-day suspension of Orelvis Martinez. Couples going through infertility treatments will try anything, including Clomiphene. This is CRUEL. Support your players, @BlueJays!

"I created the book that I would have loved to have as a child." Watch author @RosemarySadlier on @morningshowca, discussing her new book THE KIDS BOOK OF BLACK HISTORY IN CANADA, on sale today! globalnews.ca/videos/nationa…