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@alphafox Please laser me!! Laser me GOOOD!!!

This might be the superhero we have been waiting for:

@drama_doll_ Illustrated knee two green olive.

Don’t say it fast, Pronounce it slowly!

@Threadscenes Rectal suppositories??

I found this in my sister’s bag, does anyone knows what it is used for??

@CatiaKyen @glam_queenn No comma between "one nine" so it's saying there's ONE nine. 489

@glam_queenn It’s 4819. it has four, eight, one nine.

Only sharpest minds survive this 😅

@theScore That was easy.

These eyes belong to __________. 👀

@mariolopezviva So you check in while someone is still in the room?? That'd be awkward.

@rishabhg21 @glam_queenn Mom is never mentioned so you can't assume.

@glam_queenn Answer is 12 ✅ 1 father 1 mother 9 sons 1 sister, since all sons will have same sister

Only smart people can crack this, let’s have it ! 😅

@glam_queenn 11. No mention of the mom is still around.

@ericmmatheny "How you know I is Somali???"

Somalis want reparations? For what? From whom? They weren’t slaves in America. They weren’t even here.

@iliXhelvers @ThrillaRilla369

@ThrillaRilla369 If we have Jesus and nothing else, then we have it all.

Could you live well on $3,000 a month?

@lady_valor_07 Two black women fighting in a waffle House.

What do you see in the Rorschach shape?

@thenihiin We wuz mostest butifull!!!

no race in the world comes close to the face cards of black women.

@TheInSneider There's NO PLOT!!!!! There's nothing to put on screen to adapt the game. It's just military stuff. You can make the same movie and call it Battlefield....or War Movie. ugh.

BREAKING: Christopher McQuarrie to write, direct, and produce a movie based on EA's military video game BATTLEFIELD, which has Michael B. Jordan attached to produce and possibly star. The A-list package is being shopped to studios and aiming for a theatrical release... sorry, Netflix!

@unusual_whales Nazi III: The Revenge

Germany says it plans to build Europe’s most powerful military by 2039.

@Risen_SzN Payback? For what, not having to work?? I thought you hated that shit now.

Its so funny to see women think like this instead of facing reality that they have absolutely NO chance of winning that battle.

@Leooweb3 Nah, $5 Million isn't enough for super car league if you're smart. Sounds richer than you actually are so be wise. Unless you're still earning a lot and it's almost "guaranteed".

If you had a $5M networth. Would you spend $250k on a Porsche 911?

Rachel Brosnahan has a divine beauty! 👀

so the michael movie doesn't even acknowledge the fact that he killed his 17 year old sister when he was 6?????? or when he broke out of a sanitarium 15 years later to go on a killing spree????

@chefsevenn Use to? I still have a scrambled egg and toast sammich sometimes.

Did you use to eat egg sandwiches back in the day when times were rough

@AJSinclair2 @Cat5SMASHICANE Needs to have a better return policy and 18 yr warranty.

@Cat5SMASHICANE Maybe if it didn’t cost $50,000 more adoptions would take place

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Totally inappropriate and hilarious. He brings up a good point though. Why aren't orphanages advertised more? I can't tell you where my local orphanage is, and I think that's a problem.