MrsSmith

The UK waving goodbye to a Conservative government.

I will vote for any party which stops the police from running over cows.

The first thing Keir Starmer must do when he gets into office is give the woman on the left a damehood and a complimentary castle.

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@_Hels_ @alelliott88 Better than the original imo

There's a genuine case to be made that the Scissor Sisters version of 'Comfortably Numb' is the best cover song of all time

@alelliott88 It's the worst cover of a beautiful song and I will die on this hill!

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@TheWhiteHorsePu @Elite_Bistros There should be a trip advisor database for a customer, everytime you dine out the staff rate you and if you have a low score you're banned from booking in anywhere 😅

Gary here, Non Polite notice to anyone upsetting any of the team here or in any @Elite_Bistros. I will block your number & details on our system from being able to book again & trust me I do it regularly. It’s music to my ears when arseholes end a review saying they won’t be returning but I like to call them to confirm. Now let’s quickly compliment Jemma because at 21 years old she’s an absolute credit to The White Horse, to her parents & to the hospitality industry. Jemma I’m sorry these people upset you yesterday & on their behalf instead of working the next guest chef night you can have two tickets to come & enjoy it instead. Much love from us all here at The White Horse X

Cancer is terrible whoever it affects. Kate doesn’t deserve it, nobody does. The theories circulating occurred, in part, due to terrible mismanagement by the royal comms team. My thoughts are with her but also the millions languishing in fear and panic on NHS waiting lists.

Well, there we have it #RoyalAnnouncement

@emmaroc33249448 @Telegraph Can't afford kids? Don't have them....

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A short, boring but important story. My daughter (20) works in a coffee shop. There is a lady who comes in. She has early onset dementia. She told my daughter she has no family and gets really lonely. They spend ages chatting.

Den Perry did it....

I can’t stop looking at photos of this beautiful man. I’m so,so sad that such a cruel,unyielding disease always tried to define him. It will never define him for me. His untouchable gift for comedy,his total honesty on & off screen & his beautiful,handsome face will .

@HumansNoContext Stanley tucci

Who is this? Wrong answers only.

@RishiSunak It's a lifestyle choice though isn't it.....

Nitrous Oxide, also called laughing gas, is now illegal. Earlier this year I promised to crack down on anti-social behaviour, to create a better future for our children and grandchildren. I’m delivering on that promise.

Cakes are such a massive pain in the arse, we don't allow homemade cakes but will always allow shop bought / professional cakes in. Still not sure why it's deemed acceptable to eat something you haven't bought in a restaurant!

At this stage, even The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is looking at Suella Braverman and saying "that's a bit much, mate".

Imagine being so vile!

We won’t forget 🤢