Mstr4slvs

@jerseyh0mo I feel like his money resets to 0 now

Our species is going down in flames because we can’t agree that some people shouldn’t have more wealth than entire countries. It’s actually a shocking level of stupidity that we’re dealing with.

@jbillinson It’s Don Jr… he just needs to see what it’s like having a father show up.

There’s a guy who’s gonna have to get through the Secret Service perimeter for the 10:30pm MANDALORIAN AND GROGU IMAX screening at AMC 34th Street

@GaryPetersonUSA Nathan Lane looks absolutely terrible.

The left can’t handle my daughter’s new President Trump tattoo. Sorry, wokesters, consider yourselves owned.

@jerseyh0mo Also this kind of stuff happens in places that have the infrastructure for large parks and fund public spaces… so large liberal cities.

This kind of stuff still happens you’re just too chronically online tweeting about how you miss it instead of going out to be a part of it.

@sadboyyyethan @animetwunk False

@animetwunk same

i only attract bottoms

@jerseyh0mo Four chickens in a trench coat… scratch that… three chickens in a trench coat.

I think black mold could do a better job

@AndyConboi Let’s get you breathin heavy

don’t do this to me i will forget how to breath and asphyxiate 🥵

@ProJangle10 @blaireerskine I heard you were on the Epstein list

@blaireerskine Bro you are a fat 2.8, chasing high value men will be a losing proposition for you.

feel better soon

@emilyaustin Who are you?

The American flag is not a fashion accessory—it is a declaration of pride and gratitude. I am proud to stand for a country that provides us with freedom. While others use this stage to divide, I chose to walk this carpet as a proud, unapologetic voice for the values that make this nation great.

@jerseyh0mo @BackupJeffx You spelled that wrong… it’s not spelled “would” it’s spelled “did”

@BackupJeffx “I’ve never undergone any facial surgery” —someone who would lie about having undergone facial surgery

Thoughts ?

@JDVance Have they tried… and I know this is gunna sound just crazy but hear me out… have they tried NOT killing unarmed civilians? Just a thought.

When I was in Minneapolis, I heard a number of crazy stories. But near the top of the list: A couple of off duty ICE and CBP officers were going to dinner in Minneapolis. They were doxed and their location revealed, and the restaurant was then mobbed. The officers were locked in the restaurant, and local police refused to respond to their pleas for help (as they've been directed by local authorities). Eventually, their fellow federal agents came to their aid. This is just a taste of what's happening in Minneapolis because state and local officials refuse to cooperate with immigration enforcement. They have created the chaos so they can have moments like yesterday, where someone tragically dies and politicians get to grandstand about the evils of enforcing the border. The solution is staring everyone in the face. I hope authorities in Minneapolis stop this madness.

@HORSEBOYZAIN We can work on that

@jerseyh0mo I would love to blow that out for you

anyway here’s my back 🤭

@goodboirou It’s what you need boi

Well haha i’ve idk why im doing stuff with face but i honestly like it lol. A lil scared but who cares dont have anything to lose to begin with…sigh Also i’ve been missing my master @mstr4slvs but im so busy with work huhu

@Colin_Field_2 You forgot 5) ugly

1.) bald 2.) ugly 3.) definitely closeted 4.) bald

@jerseyh0mo I got a spot in my bed open where it’s nice and cozy… comes with a cat too… just sayin

very cold and windy today🍃

@jerseyh0mo And all around cutie

@imjustinrandall If he offered you would sleep with him in a second as would we all… who are you kidding with that hot take?

So nice to look at but I could never hook up with a guy this perfect, it would feel like finger painting next to Picasso

@cfree94 I’ve never felt so personally attacked

those 17 minutes you spend in your car in the gym parking lot before actually going in are so special and important

@liamjohnsonNY I’d happily “Head you out”

Head me out. Ridley Scott remakes The Mummy