Nicola Fontanive

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I will obliterate her entire civilization. She now charges me a fee to use the bathroom, that used to be free, and I didn't get dinner. WTF

Salesman: The car is $25k Trump: $20k take it or leave it. Salesman: No thank you. It’s $25k Trump: okay fine, I’ll do $24k final offer. Salesman: No thank you. Trump: Fine I’ll give you $28k MAGA: WOW ART OF THE DEAL!!!

Day 1: it's going to take a couple of days Day 20: ok we need 200 billion dollars

You don't get to help start a fire and then complain that it's too hot

Donald Trump this week (genuinely)? Wednesday: Oil will never be cheaper. Thursday: We've won. Friday: They've nothing left. Saturday: Can others please help us.

@FinFreedom414 Option B, but not driving a Toyota

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $10M net worth. Travel anywhere. Total freedom. Quiet house. Quiet holidays. Option B: Married. 3 kids. $1M net worth. Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning. Loud house. Full dinner table. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

When you’ve crashed the economy, started a war, bombed a girls’ school, & raised gas & grocery prices beyond what people can afford… all in your first year as president. 😑

So basically we started a war with a country that can single-handedly fuck the entire world’s oil supply any time they want because of geography and we had no plan for if that happened? Is this correct?

In ogni vostra sosta dal benzinaio, portate con voi il suo ricordo😔

Rubio: “Iran is run by religious fanatics.” The White House right now:

They have completely, and rightfully, tuned this guy right out.

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

Daily reminder that Frank Seravalli is younger than Sidney Crosby

Drinking green tea over coffee is a great way to get caffeine while decreasing overall enjoyment of life.

Who did this?? 😂

The amount of egotistical people that think an Olympic winter games set in Italy should twist themselves into scheduling knots for US TV viewers is hilarious. It's not a TV event. It's a historic athletic competition. They don't care ur getting up at 8 am & watch. Nor should they

@christian_bolle wake up earlier

The Olympic committee, NBC, and even the NHL need to find a way to change the start time of the gold medal game. To potentially have USA and Canada playing in the potentially the biggest game ever and you’re going to start it when most of North America is asleep??

Il telecronista svizzero di RTS commenta tutta la discesa del bobbista israeliano citando i suoi commenti in favore del genocidio a Gaza, l'ipocrisia della regola del CIO che esclude la Russia ma non Israele, e conclude con "è arrivato 26esimo su 26"