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@dkmaraga @K24Tv "If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together." If you are true to serving Kenyans, @OkiyaOmtatah and @dkmaraga please work together.

Comedy of MCAs benchmarking trip to Geneva that missed the bench Today I want to share an encounter ten years ago, I was at Geneva Airport waiting to board a flight to Schiphol airport in Amsterdam. The check-in queue was long, but we had time nobody was worried. Europeans queue like they are attending a funeral procession, quiet, disciplined and emotionally unavailable. Africans, on the other hand, queue like people attending a wedding. Noise, laughter and excitement. A group of about eight Africans stood few feet ahead of me. They were happy, loud and animated in their talk. Every one of them dragging two giant suitcases. Their voices echoed across the airport terminal like political campaign speakers. I heard them speak Kiswahili. I moved closer and greeted them warmly. “Hambojambo wakenya wenzangu!” They all turned smiling “Hatujambo!” they answered almost in chorus. Immediately we became relatives. That is the African way. Abroad, meeting another Kenyan automatically upgrades you from stranger to cousin. We began chatting. Who are you? Which county? What brought you to Switzerland? They were MCAs from Kabarnet on a benchmarking trip. Yes benchmarking, the most misused English word ever introduced into Kenyan politics after devolution. The moment a county government says “benchmarking,” just know taxpayers are about to finance tourism disguised as development. Now, let me tell you something about Geneva. That city is expensive enough to make your bank account develop chest pains. Even breathing there feels taxable. A cup of coffee can cost the same as a goat in Isiolo. Yet here were our honourable leaders roaming the city carrying suitcases full of shoppings back home. Curious, I asked them what exactly they had learnt from Switzerland. One MCA smiled and said: “This city is very clean.” Another added: “And the roads are beautiful.” A lady among them nodded "and the trains keep time.” No policy insights. No governance lessons. No urban planning discussions. Just roads, cleanliness and trains behaving responsibly. At that point, I knew Baringo taxpayers were sponsoring very expensive sightseeing. But wait the real drama had not even started. The group finally reached the check-in counter. One by one they proudly handed over their tickets to the young Swiss lady behind the desk. She clicked on her computer. Paused. Looked again. Then calmly delivered the kind of sentence capable of collapsing governments. “Sorry, your plane left last night.” Silence. The MCAs stared at her. She stared back. The airport itself seemed to pause and wait. Then confusion exploded. “What do you mean the plane left?” shouted one man. “How can a plane leave without us passengers?” screamed another. A lady shouted “Surely! You are joking!” The Swiss lady remained calm. I suspect they are trained for handling such emotional outbursts. “Yes it departed yesterday evening,” she repeated politely. The honourable members could not accept it. To them, this is deliberate betrayal. They protested loud enough to cause commotion. I wanted to explain that planes operate on time, not on respect for leadership titles. Back home, meetings, weddings, fundraisers wait for politicians. Even funerals delay burial until Mheshimiwa arrives. But airplanes do not care whether you are MCA, governor, senator or village elder. When boarding closes, khalas. The queue behind us watched the unfolding drama with sympathy and mild entertainment. Airport security soon arrived and gently pushed the delegation aside before they could declare war on Swiss airport. I left my line and joined them and advised: “My brothers and sisters, quickly buy another ticket. Maybe you can still catch your Nairobi connection in Amsterdam.” Then I added what was already boiling inside me: “Besides, this entire trip was unnecessary. Please buy the tickets using our money again and stop embarrassing Kenya in foreign capitals.” They looked at me badly. But deep inside, they knew I was right.

The Presidency offers bursaries. The Ministry of Education offers bursaries. HELB offers bursaries. Governors offer bursaries. Senators offer bursaries. Women Reps. offer bursaries. MPs offer bursaries. MCAs offer bursaries. It is not that they love education and empowering generations; It's because bursaries are a huge channel of looting public money. -ghost learners -ghost schools -ghost school projects -chipping MoE capitation -inflated costs -ghost education events No one questions the number of beneficiaries. No one questions the financial background of applicants. No one questions conflict of interest. No one questions the amount allocated. No one follows up to see if indeed it was implemented. Does it mean we can't have one central body responsible for bursaries? WIZI WIZI bila KAZI.

SHAkahola just went mainstream. When he said he has the means to kill us all but didn't, whose blood and organs would he be selling? Idi Amin reincarnate #rutomustgo #REKE

What’s the point of paying taxes if there’s always a new point of extraction somewhere else? Always another levy to be created with this fucking government.

@tekinsaeko Ndugu, UDA that allowed known child molesters vie using their party ndio tuna expect to whip Karen Nyamu? Are we not being Icarus?

I have made a video of 251 unfulfilled promises of WANTAM UDA govt led by Kasongo Nabii in Kiswahili for mass reach. It’s worth Watching & sharing✅ with your friends and family.

Did you also show them this pothole on the newly re-done road just before ICEA? This tarmac is barely 4 weeks old. ARE YOU NOT ASHAMED @KeNHAKenya

@citizentvkenya They will milk us next financial year by adjusting mpesa transaction fees upwards and claim challenges in business environment, recoup this money and make a 'small' profit for their troubles.

Safaricom PLC ordered to pay businessman Peter Nthei Muoki KSh 1.4 billion after the High Court found that the company infringed on the MTIN Mobile Wallet USSD application, court rules the award will compensate for negligence and Safaricom’s continued use of the product

For those who have been self defeating themselves eti we need a united opposition, NO! You only need to wake up and vote for those who fight and serve the country like #OkiyaThe6th . In 2022, there was allegedly, a "2-horse race" so, USIDANGANYWE #REKE

@pkabage @mulinge_muteti_ You guys? Who are you talking about?

@pmwathi @mulinge_muteti_ Yes it doesn't have to make sense to you because you don't imagine someone figuring this kind of shit because you guys thought you are too smart for everyone out here.

Despite having never worked anywhere, innovated or invented anything, the Kenyatta family is worth more than KES 15 trillion. All their money and properties have been stolen from Kenyans by jomo Kenyatta, ngina Kenyatta, uhuru Kenyatta, muhoho Kenyatta and other family members. The majority of Kenyans have been brainwashed into calling it old money instead of stolen wealth. Some of the properties include: 1. Brookside dairy operating in Kenya, Uganda, Tanzania and other parts of Africa. 2. Gicheha farm - livestock and dairy farm.(thousands of acres in Nakuru). 3. Peponi estate in runda. 4. Kiawara farm (thousands of acres in nyeri central Kenya) 5. Northlands estate along thika road. (Thousands of acres) 6. Gatatha farm 7. Thika coffee mills 8. Gatundu land. 9. Timsales ltd 10. K24 tv 11. Kameme fm 12. Milele FM 13. The people daily newspaper 14. NCBA bank 15. Peponi schools 16. Voyager beach resort 17. Baobab beach resort and spa 18. Neptune beach resort 19. Neptune paradise beach resort and spa 20. Neptune paradise palm beach resort and spa 21. Vipingo ridge 22. Great rift valley lodge and golf resort 23. Mara explorer camp 24. Samburu intrepids camp 25. Mara intrepids camp 26. Heritage hotels east Africa 27. Northlands residential developments 28. Koto housing Kenya 29. Apartments in kilimani, kileleshwa, riverside, Westlands, runda ,gigiri, thika road. 30. More than 20 offshore entities holding billions in stocks and bonds. 31. Properties in UK, USA, south Africa, France, Italy and other parts of Europe. 32. Thousands of acres of land in kilifi. 33. Thousands of acres of land in taita taveta . 34. Thousands of acres of land in kwale. 35. Apartments in Mombasa , kilifi and kwale. After the revolution, these properties will be returned to Kenyans, and the thieves will be arrested and deleted. Prepare.

MAITIang'i for you.

@TheChalkRabbi @austin_tunoi @BravinYuri @JullietNjeri Maiti, who executed the 1st thief's orders and that recycled, worthless tissue paper that ate mandazis and got paid sh1m as Kenyans died of hunger?

@austin_tunoi @BravinYuri @JullietNjeri Nope Kalonzo/Sifuna. Matiang'i PM.

Any arrangement for 2027 presidential election that does not have David Maraga as the Presidential Flag bearer and Edwin Sifuna as the Deputy with the endorsement of Okiya Omtatah will not beat Kasongo. You better listen this time around because you never listen. Maraga is meant to complete the 5 years that were meant for Kasongo's second term as a transitional leader as Edwin Sifuna and Okiya Omtatah build up towards 2032. But as always, you often think I am delusional.

@pkabage @mulinge_muteti_ What you said doesn't make sense.

@mulinge_muteti_ Since the day you got abducted,you are no longer the same ,they recruited you after horrifying ordeal under the government machinery,the trauma caused brain damage that you cannot function the same again and now they turned you into a tool of propaganda.So sad indeed.

Founding father was sleeping with the enemy, literally, while others were sacrificing their lives for freedom. #arrestuhuru

The people shall break the chains of a killer regime. We shall rebuild education, restore dignity, and reclaim our future. Eldoret has spoken, Kenya, and the nation must rise. #VoiceOfThePeople #PresidentialExploration #EducationJustice #ReKe

@daisy_explains Niliona nyanya mbili sh50

Vegetables getting expensive during the rainy season, shocking, right? That’s what happens when all the focus is on smooth city roads while rural ones turn into mud. Farms are producing, but nothing can move. But sure, let’s keep acting surprised when prices rise. 🙃

I need an explanation @_shakenya I am in the office, working and healthy but on my medical records on SHA, it shows that I have gone to hospital and treated today. I have UTI and being given an antibiotic and paracetamol @Mizani254 @eli_likuyani @wmuchelle and doc is Somali

@Kibet_bull Huyo ndio tegemeo wa united opposition?

This is how RSF leader was received by the government , then there’s Kevin Kiarie who was not recognized for winning two medals.

Round and round goes the wheel but public land will have to be returned to the public #rutomustgo #REKE