Bobby

@kellykeegs @Craw1Brady Nah, Brady is a bro.

We found Brady’s twitter and he’s a huge barstool superfan and now I’m starting to think his entire relationship with Annika was for him to get on a Barstool show. Fuck him fr Twitter is @Craw1Brady

@OhioTate Forgot to pack his Zoloft or Ritalin?

BREAKING NEWS: Sam Goldfinger has elected to go home. (He is frantically pacing around the room and texting)

@nickysmokess You’re both perfect for each other

I genuinely feel terrible saying Annika is a free throw. It couldn’t be further from the truth. I was leaning into the NickiNoGame bit. She’s so much more than that and always will be. I wish i could have that one back.

@barstoolspringb SSRI eyes

Goldfinger has made a call to his boss in regards to coming home, he feels as though his time in Vegas is done When asked if he was trying to dodge Oona, “No this is purely because of work”

@BarstoolPAT Starting to think it was made up. It accomplished the goal.

Every single person on the show should be fired unless they say names and air out everything. This is obnoxious

@OhioTate I’d talk to your doctor Goldfinger. Double your dose of Zoloft.

I can confirm that Goldfinger has both texted me and taken me aside to say that if his reason to be here has run its course, he is ready to go home. He feels that people have an increased workload in Chicago due to his absence. “I want to stay, but I think I should go home”

@stoolpresidente Fire him and Oona, trash humans.

“I was lying about lying” - Goldfinger

@OhioTate @stoolpresidente This kid sucks. The I’m just a dumbass with adhd shtick doesn’t work when you’re a toxic manipulator

For the third time in 10 minutes, Goldfinger has approached me wondering about going home. He has asked me to let him know what I hear from @stoolpresidente. “I just want to know if I’m needed or if I can go back to work”

@OhioTate Oona and Goldfinger are toxic asf. Very manipulative people but Finger get’s away with it because he’s acts like a dumb child.

I have obtained the exclusive texts sent from Sam Goldfinger to Nicky and Annika admitting he lied about spreading the Oona rumor. Goldfinger now says he did not write these texts and that Oona wrote them for him.

@SlaterNFL Forget football, I want a deep dive into the “moon landing”

I’ll be taking a break from my sci fi interests and returning to football 🤣 coverage from the Star talking today. What are fans looking to hear from them today in their pre draft presser?

@exsoylentgreen @OhioTate The situationship would send Nikki to the shadow realm

@OhioTate Mike looks away for 3 seconds

I just had an exclusive sit down interview with Security Mike after he was on duty for Keegs vs Goldfinger. While “Kelly gets animated and you never know”, he is much more concerned with Smokes and the Situationship. He will not be leaving those two alone in a room all night.

@LegionHoops @realapp Yeah, with 0 assists at half.

Kevin Durant is BACK and he only missed one shot at the half. Sheesh. 20 points 6/7 FG 100% 3P 7/7 FT The efficiency is unreal. (@realapp)

@Twins Twins admin lately

Things you can get in a dozen: - Eggs - Roses - Mets losses

@maxx0036 @BizNasty2point0 @barstoolsports @spittinchiclets @M_Tkachuk19 My kind of people

Fifth line will be bring in’ it again tonight. Blades Gang

@MrJerryOC @JakeMarsh18 Jerry, I once DM’d Rebecca.. she told me “Fix our driveway and I’ll do anything you want” Bing Bong

No to Oona DM. The only person I ever DM'd was Huey. Once I sent @JakeMarsh18 a shirtless selfie.

@FlamesNation By the broadcast reaction you would’ve thought Noodles pulled out a sword and sliced him in half

Jamie McLennan played the final game of his NHL career on this day in 2007. He went out in style 😂

@barstoolspringb They dated for a month…

“I don’t know if there’s good advice for doing a reality show with your ex” - Nicky to Oona

@_willcompton @CanesFootball @BussinWTB Willy would never! Squash the rumors 5-1

Thank you father for the gains I just received on this bless-ed morning Please remind everyone that we had known badass, and @CanesFootball Head Coach, Mario Cristobal, on this week’s episode of @BussinWTB Have them click this link to listen, Lord linktr.ee/bussinwtb

@stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb Genius sending in the big gun @kellykeegs

Barstool Spring Break has arrived. Lots of people yelling at me for no clips since the fight happened. I inquired and was told everybody went to sleep or something. I’m not sure why people are yelling at me. I’m throwing heat with my roster moves @barstoolspringb

@Return_Of_RB It’s @hen_ease and always has been

Haven’t been on the internet much today I will just say this .. the Ryder of the year nominees are shrinking by the second.