calling it quits

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calling it quits

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calling it quits@quit_calling·6 May

Back after being off this bullshit app for seven months. My main was permanently suspended for charlie kirk memes. This was my back up, it was locked out for the same meme. I could've got back on by deleting but was so pissed I said fuck it. Follow back if you followed @gnot_paul

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Alan MacLeod@AlanRMacLeod·8h

All-time classic sentence.

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ArtButMakeItSports@ArtButSports·3h

Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt

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@freedomrideblog @JustineBateman She is an air head like Mallory, but also apparently she fell for all of Alex P Keaton's rightwing bullshit.

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Margaret Kimberley@freedomrideblog·5h

@JustineBateman The actor who played the airhead daughter on the old show Family Ties is not very smart in reality.

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Justine Bateman@JustineBateman·1d

His first moves were to ask the NY citizens to help shovel snow, tell them to set their AC to 78 in a heat wave, and then immediately give himself and others a raise? NYC appears to have really stepped in it.

TalkRadio 77 WABC@77WABCradio

Mamdani campaigned on making buses free across New York City. Now, as that promise is on hold, a commission he appointed is recommending an 18.2% pay raise for city elected officials. Critics say it's a striking contrast between campaign promises and governing priorities. Photo via Reuters

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calling it quits@quit_calling·2h

@JustineBateman @FBI Granted I hadn't heard from you since I was a child watching Family Ties, I didn't even know you were still alive, but have you always been such a chud?

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Justine Bateman@JustineBateman·23h

Seems like treason. @FBI

DSA Watch@DSA_Watch

DSA Members: "The most important thing we can do is take America down from within"

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descriptive display name that is way too long and@mrgracemugabe·4h

Exasperated cameraman being told to find hot English women in the crowd snapping back “I can’t work miracles”

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@Stuie_the_Gnome @wembytip @ManagerTactical I was rooting for Norway but that wasn't a flop. Haaland threw that kid.

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Stuie The Gnome@Stuie_the_Gnome·3h

@wembytip @ManagerTactical Except England's first goal should have been disallowed due to camera wire. Norway's second goal was disallowed by a flop That flop was enough to disallow a goal but not call a pk whe England was latched onto Haaland in the box all game. But sure Norway got all the calls 🤡

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Tactical Manager@ManagerTactical·4h

I feel so bad for Norway 🇳🇴, they deserved more. The ref and VAR screwed them over. Unbelievable. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 advances.

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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz·3h

The Angles actually worshipped the same gods as the Norse, calling them Woden and Thunor instead of Odin and Thor. So really this game had no point at all and decided nothing

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Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmers·4h

Twitter was a good website for telling jokes and reading jokes. X is a good website for being white and having nothing else going on.

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calling it quits@quit_calling·3h

@TheWapplehouse This should have Free Bird playing over it.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·6h

Happy Saturday, friends

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Scott Barber@thescottbarber·11h

So the White House is a Thai restaurant now?

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calling it quits@quit_calling·3h

@detachment_red When I was kid another kid said I was a rich kid because we had two VCRs. We were not rich at all, extremely middle class, if even that. My step dad just got a good deal on a used VCR is all, lol.

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calling it quits@quit_calling·6h

@captKangol My family owned the one bar/restaurant in the tiny Iowa town I grew up and it was called The Ranch and when I was a little kid I thought Ranch dressing was our family recipe.

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Graham Lines@captKangol·3d

How’s this make you feel, white boy

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@JoshuaJens75167 @captKangol My daughter does that and I don't get, lol. And I like ranch, just not on pizza though.

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Joshua of Jensen@JoshuaJens75167·3d

@captKangol This is literally what every white 12 year old considers the perfect dinner

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calling it quits@quit_calling·7h

@captKangol In cast iron, that's interesting. But that looks so fucking delicious. It is literally making hungry just looking at it.

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Graham Lines@captKangol·1d

Tater tot casserole

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calling it quits@quit_calling·7h

@hausofdecline this is it, this is the one

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Haus of Decline@hausofdecline·14h

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@TheoTheFurry_ @djmankiewics96 @hausofdecline stfu

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Theodore@TheoTheFurry_·8h

@djmankiewics96 @hausofdecline I did it because the joke doesn't need so many panels, we gotta remember that less is more. (I don't remember exactly what other people have said when they do this to their comics)

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calling it quits@quit_calling·7h

@BrassicEyeRedux I see you got the boob vision too. You can show me picture of a giant crowd of thousands of people and my eyes immediately go straight to the chick 500 yards away with the giant cans.

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