Al

@BhavaniVadde @supertanskiii @metpoliceuk You're kinda than me I wouldn't have blurred the image

Still in disbelief that this happened to me in #Balham yesterday. I was walking alone with my ear pods in & stopped as I thought he was asking for directions. Instead it was racist abuse. Filmed a few seconds of it. Have reported to @metpoliceuk & am giving a statement next week

Release the Epstein Files Now. In full.

@SeddSezz Muppet

🚨STARMER FLIES TO THE GULF TO AVOID PMQs Yet again, ‘Never Here Keir’ is departing the UK to support the ceasefire in Iran. He refuses to face the music in the Commons time and time again. If only his departure today was permanent…

@mark_slapinski @MarinaPurkiss For rich men to make money

I'm genuinely confused What the fuck was the point of the Iran war?

@PamelaHensley22 Thick as mince

The Strait of Hormuz is now open. Nice work President Trump!

Please help get the message out on our main campaign hashtag. #TimeForReform

@EricLDaugh @snb19692 You muppet

🚨 BREAKING: Iran is now forming HUMAN CHAINS in front of a power plant in Kazerun in a bid to dissuade President Trump’s strikes come 8PM They even invited children to attend. This is evil and disgusting. Iran views their people as meat shields!

@CustomerCs64429 Fuck of you scammy twat

@virginmedia what's the deal with @hbomax if got the tnt sports package in mine, says I'm supposed to wait for an email about access or something

@virginmedia Still waiting

@robotormonkey Hi Al, If the email is not in the spam/junk folder, we would ask you be patient while we are still sending them out. We are doing this in batches, and as a result may take a little longer than expected. We hope this information helps 😃

My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation. Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.

@richardpbacon Hahahaha nice play

Christ.

@reece_dinsdale Badoomphsssssssh

Life in a vacuum.

@rebeccamoreuk And to the props as well

Happy Easter to HOOKERS working on this fine day!!!! 💋❤️🫶

Latest Trump message to Iran: “Open the Fuckin’ Straight you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell.” This is a waterway the President has said is largely unimportant to the United States. In a war which was won weeks ago.

@LFC Embarrassing

We exit the #EmiratesFACup.

Expelled from the Tory party twice, for using hideous racist language and inciting the murder of other humans… And yet @Nigel_Farage welcomes him into @reformparty_uk. If you are a decent, moderate Reform supporter, why aren’t you up in arms? Oh… 🙄

Oops! He’s forgotten to swap accounts again 😂

@Parody_PM Has t Harry Enfield done this already?

Name this new sitcom about two con men who enjoy dressing up as farmers.

@virginmedia No not had anything

@robotormonkey Hi there Al, thanks for reaching out. Have you been able to check your junk/spam folder to see if the email has landed there?