Fortegreen : EVERYONE’s assistant

“ Another document I need to sign..? I’ve had 20 of those today already.” OC RP ACCOUNT! parodysalttoons.straw.page · · ─ ·ʚɞ· ─ · · #parodytwt #rptwt #amongus #amongusshow

@atlasdotnet_ //another oc parody acc soon!!! hi!

// hi this is my oc rose! she will replace lime soon

@salttoons Fake it till you make it

“ I made ‘67’ percent! haha, 67. hah?”

@MiraHr__ //anytime you start citing the MIRA code or anything corporative I smile like an idiot, because it reads as very canon orange to me. you’re doing great at portraying her subtle ‘assholeness’,I love it!

//stealing this lalala

@Coralishere2 “ I might have a note on that.” /they put their hand into their backpack. sounds of paper rustling get more intense, until they find the note they were looking for./ “ ‘a twink is a young gay man, who is slim and youthful in appearance and has little to no body or facial hair’”

What is a “twink” Why am I being called an evil twink. Someone explain-

When I was 14 I had a situationship with one of the crew on the skeld and I never told them I had loved them even when it ended. Margherita pizza.

“ I’m ‘mutuals’ with the ‘evil scary novisor’. I’m so hecking scared.”

@MiraHr__ //this was wrenn before they saw that you already replied to my post, oopsies. hides in shame

@MiraHr__ //waves at you

// stealing this from oomf who stole it from oomf who stole it from oomf who stole it from oomf who stole it from oomf who stole it from oomf

@MaroonAmongus_ @Coralishere2 @0RK4sRGreat @BananaCrewmate8 @ClrkOtto_Empire @cyan_no1semaker @miracafeworker @Maroontospace @rottbananas //thank you for the tag!!! seems fun, id love to join up :))

@Coralishere2 /also lowk tagging people i know so they can ask to join if they want in too @0RK4sRGreat @BananaCrewmate8 @ClrkOtto_Empire @cyan_no1semaker @salttoons @miracafeworker @Maroontospace @rottbananas

//all among us ocs gather here and i shall make us a big ol art piece. Because yes we, WE. Live the people confident enough to make and use ocs. Luv yall ^_^

@MiraHr__ “!! well I can be of assistance in that regard as well.” /fortegreen finds themselves comfortable on the floor of storage, resting against the containers of the Skeld’s supply./ “ did you have anything particular in mind? I also wouldn’t mind just listening to you.”

@salttoons "Oh! Hello there, Forte." [They turn around, their visor crinkling upwards.] "I'm just doing a supply check. All I'd really need is someone to talk to. This is... really boring, afterall."

[Orange stands by the Ore+, scribbling something down on her clipboard. They seem to be zoned in on that, so...] [Do you approach?]

// steal steal steal steal

@MaroonAmongus_ “ nice.. nevermind. uhhh!” /they check more of their notes rapidly. they have nothing to give them info, unfortunately./ “ uhm well. if it’s like a portal? (am I really saying this) can’t we find the other side of it somewhere on our ship and. pull you. out?”

@salttoons Wait...Holy shit I think I found the way out!! I think.... I'm stuck.

Hey crew! I tripped and fell, and now I'm in this little place! Uhm... It smells kind of bad in here... (//non-canon)

@MiraHr__ //sweats, hi. 👀👀

@salttoons //puts my orange down on the table. hey man.

//man im stealing this from oomf who stole it from oomf who stole it from oomf who stole it from oomf who

@MiraCrewComedy //I ALSO FEEL LIKE THE “who is this?” images all the time. I get you..

@salttoons (I feel like the "AND BUMBLEBEE!"💔🥀 like hey guys, it's me, banana, from the among us show-)

//I constantly feel like this when interacting because I’m roleplaying as an OC

@MaroonAmongus_ //you gotta start doing it while being scared and you’re gonna soon realize it’s beautiful… so far people haven’t pelted me with rocks, so I’m assuming interacting w canon accs is okay :) go for it!

@salttoons //i almost never interact with actual canon accs because they SCARE ME ok ok

//s’cuse me admin just woke up im gonna be working my way through my notifs…

@_aliens_r_real “ you did say ‘all MIRA employees’… but of course, we won’t force labels onto you.”

@salttoons IM NOT

ALL MIRA EMPLOYEES ARE GAY THEYRE ALL GAY ALL OF THEM EVERY SINGLE ONE IF THEM!!!!