samjam

somewhere in pune

@kirawontmiss let her be😭🙏

Her whole personality and career is revolved around men. Literally all she talks about.

@AkankshaAg16 @AFitTrader come here first then i’ll tell

@sameexajamankar @AFitTrader What stress do you have

If your body could complain about one thing... what do you think it would be Not enough sleep Too much stress Too little movement

@imdevPU23 @VazeKshitij because .exe is what happens when .env goes to production without testing 😭

@VazeKshitij Bhai why .exe why not .env 🌝

June_6-recap . exe

@Rohan_Sangle02 yyayayay

@sameexajamankar Btw you getting closer to 500 followers 🤝

love seeing everyone’s payout posts on my tl. really great for my mental health and definitely not making me question my life choices congrats everyone, ig

@mishradidi bwhahah atb😭

@sameexajamankar papa Gordon Ramsay se bhi dangerous hai mere

put on a facemask and overheard my dad telling a relative on phone "vo face par maida lagakar baithi hai"😭😭😭😭 PAPA YAAAAAAAR

@DrHomeostatic me too😋

@sameexajamankar Hope you get it soon too 🤞

@Rohan_Sangle02 i’m here for opinions

@sameexajamankar Dude did you just come on twitter to get monies ??

@elonmusk we need smarter policies that make raising kids viable for the ambitious middle class without killing economic momentum. i think india’s window to become a developed nation is now

India’s birth rate has fallen below replacement. Among those most educated, India’s birth rate fell below replacement many years ago.

i read something that completely changed how i think about myself. turns out we’re not actually lazy or broken. our brains are just stuck in the wrong time period. letme make it easy like, we evolved when things were simple. hunt an animal, eat it right away. see danger, run immediately. stay with your group or die alone. boom. immediate results. but now? we study for years. work a job for weeks before getting paid. scroll on phones all day. compare ourselves to hundreds of people. and everything is designed to make us feel like we need more, more, more. our brains get stressed because this doesn’t feel natural to them. it shouldn’t. it’s not how we were built. that’s why long goals feel impossible, scrolling feels easier than actual work, we overthink everything, someone ignoring us online actually hurts, we feel anxious even when nothing’s wrong and the craziest part? our ancestors were paranoid as hell. the relaxed ones got eaten by predators. so we inherited “see danger everywhere” brains. which worked great 100,000 years ago. not great now. so we’re not weak. our brain isn’t broken. it’s just doing what it was designed to do in a world that changed without asking it first. that made me stop hating myself and start asking okay, how do i live with this brain instead of fighting it?

@shekhu04 yeyeyessys go ahead

le loon kya

@REDBOXINDIA let’s see if the mega initiatives actually translate to jobs or if it’s another press release energy

VIKSIT BHARAT 2047: PIYUSH GOYAL UNVEILS MEGA SKILL AND AI EMPLOYMENT INITIATIVES IN MUMBAI

done and dusted pt.2

@shrav_10 is it really good?? i’m thinking of getting one??

Best lip mask to ever exist

@naval sounds nice until profit becomes the mission

The product is the mission.

@thevirdas nothing says “this is insignificant” like dedicating 24/7 coverage, prime time slots and podcast episodes to prove how insignificant it is. the math checks out

Young people gathering in protest is totally insignificant. I know because a bunch of older people are gathering on panels to talk about them. For hours on every channel and podcast. They’re all talking about how insignificant this all is, while farming them for eyeballs :-|

@DrHomeostatic why waste time checking if people are real when you can just DISCRIMINATE👀

Math people, dumb it down for the rest of us.

@jain_harshit wowoww where is it???

Never seen this fancy Miniso 😱

@pradooshah what say @matiks_play

how long do yall take to solve one suduko

@_hrithikn sooo prettyyyyyy

Went for a chotu sa trek and enjoyed the sunset in peace