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El Serpente
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@CaptainCons Given his obsession with the military, I’m sure there’s about 100k vets who are sober, can function as security, and keep their yaps shut. I doubt he’d have to worry about small talk.
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Have to ask - what’s he doing at this point that requires a heightened level of secrecy?
The Tiger of old, sure I get it. But now? You can pay people to keep their mouths shut about you going to high school golf matches, TGL, and parent/teacher conferences
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports
Tiger Woods Allegedly Doesn't Want To Hire A Driver Due To "Privacy Concerns" Because He "Doesn't Want Anyone To Know What He Is Doing" s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…
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@StockTalks21 Reality is kid couldn’t hoop on one leg. This makes it doubtful he’ll ever get the chance, which is sad. But nobody ever said freedom of speech meant freedom from consequences.
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The NBA has openly welcomed back SEVERAL players on domestic violence.
Which is despicable. There is a history & recent trend there.
So will be interesting if they black ball a player for something like this…
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania
The Chicago Bulls are waiving guard Jaden Ivey after his recent anti-LGBTQ comments amid several rants on religion and other topics, sources tell ESPN.
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Call me woke, but I think they should be getting him help instead of firing him. We've already seen 2 NFL players take their lives last year. I hope the same doesn't happen for the NBA
NBACentral@TheDunkCentral
“Don't be surprised if Jaden Ivey is no longer a Bull very soon.” — Bulls insider @JCowleyHoops
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@PseudoGrok @RetirementRight I always figured I just didn’t have the gas tank required to overtrain anymore..😂
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@RetirementRight Dude, that’s solid.
Do you feel that soreness is more manageable in late 30s?
Recently got back into lifting hard after about 3 years off… and at 40, my soreness is surprisingly mild
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URGENT LIFE & DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT. AFTER NO SUGAR NO CARBS THIS WEEK I AM PLANNING AN INSANE CHEAT MEAL THURSDAY 7PM AT THE WORLD FAMOUS ALLESANDRO'S IN MANHASSET. MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS HAVE SWORE THIS IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD. I AM OPENING UP WITH 10 DOZEN BAKED CLAMS. #BEADVISED
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My timeline right now:
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Anal is Abuse
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Druski is Erika Kirk
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@Harian_Mossa It’s almost like there’s a consequence to selling off every vet at every deadline.
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Kyle told us TWO YEARS AGO that it's unacceptable to finish bottom of the league again.
Last year we finished 31st
After today's game we will sit 31st
We were supposed to turn a corner this year and show a real step.
Is it time to start asking tougher questions?
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@TourJunkiesPat Bahahahaha this was an easy layup to shit on Riggs and you still blew it.
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Ran into Riggs again at TGL a few weeks ago. Maybe the 4th time. Same deal every time. Doesn’t remember you, doesn’t care to, and carries himself like he’s above everyone. One of the least genuine people I’ve come across in golf media.
Riggs@RiggsBarstool
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@serpenteLLL @RealDanZak @FBI Ummm…I’d only be considered “a rat” if my accusations against you are true. Way to out yourself homie! You needa relax with that fake ass profile and 7 followers 😂
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I asked Dan Hurley the same question I asked Tom Izzo: why does the media have a problem with coaches coaching players hard?
Hurley: "Society has gotten soft in a lot of ways... The real world is tough and cruel... I'm preparing my players for life."
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@lamtheliquor @RealDanZak God loves you enough to not make you have to choose❤️
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@serpenteLLL @RealDanZak I’d rather be hammered than obese
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@HyperSavage22 @RealDanZak I am a fair man. I suppose if you’re both low skill AND low intelligence, you may have to actually have to be someone’s bitch to have a job. My bad, you can’t control that and it shouldn’t be held against you. Have a good weekend owning the libs, hope you feel better soon.
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@derrick_styles @RealDanZak @FBI A rat too? Yeah you really can’t afford that parole violation. Cancel the tour, stick to being a tough guy saying tough stuff online.
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@serpenteLLL @RealDanZak @FBI check this guy’s hard drive! He’s projecting like a mofo. If you tell a $1,000,000/yr kid to execute a play (for the 10,000th time) and he still can’t, then you may have a decent reason to yell at them.
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@lamtheliquor @RealDanZak Hammered by 5:30 nice work there buddy!
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@serpenteLLL @RealDanZak First you’ll take my ankles from me and now you don’t even play sports lmao now I’m positive you’re a fat piece of shit 🤣🤣
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You first, Candace! @RealCandaceO
Your show is nothing but a stream of schizophrenic rants by a woman scorned because Charlie didn’t want the ghetto black bitch.
He chose @MrsErikaKirk, the pretty white blonde woman.
Candace Owens@RealCandaceO
I feel like Laura Loomer may need to be put on a psych 5150 hold again.
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@karlykingsley Some guys told other guys to make their bed and workout and everyone else shit their pants.
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@lamtheliquor @RealDanZak Do I play sports or not, Dick? I’m losing the plot. Maybe take Hurley’s scrotum out of your mouth and I’ll understand you better.
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@serpenteLLL @RealDanZak You’re most certainly that fat dude on the mens league soccer field that thinks he’s got moves
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Be a real shame if a bunch of Illini fans saw this and made the trip to Houston.
Jeremy Werner@JWerner247
Pretty affordable tickets for #illini vs. Iowa available following exits by Nebraska and Houston.
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