Simon Allum

Today the world has got darker.

@jtahoyle For the uneducated, why is this a bad thing?

Reddit slowly removing content from the open web is a travesty, and more people should be talking about it. This is a pressure cooker review.

.@bbcweather I'm not positive but I think the wind speed may be a little bit wrong here

@WrongJill Oh deer

This stag looks well prepared for the rutting season.🦌 Apologies for my bro’s foghorn laughter 😆

@_DaveP_ @Duckyyy2142 Had a Bosch kettle that does the same for years, it's brilliant. How's the ninja toaster?

@aurorawatchuk Spey Bay, Scotland

Red alert: aurora likely. Issued 2024-08-12 00:12 UTC (01:12 BST) by @aurorawatchuk. #aurora

The state of the replies to this show how despicable some people in this country really are.

Farage seems to have been shocked and appalled into silence.

@WrongJill @TUIUK Another gin and tonic

Hey @TUIUK we’re due to leave Skiathos on flight TOM4559 today, but see it’s not left GTW yet. What do you recommend?

The Tories pretending to throw in the towel is but the latest attempt at voter suppression. They can’t fight on their record or their leaders or their plans. All they have left is this supermajority nonsense. They want you to think it is all over already so you don’t need to vote. You do. No vote = no change. Take joy in voting out the worst government in history. Be part of something seismic.

@Jessiclees @BBCRosAtkins @MrCliveC @davidlowemusic2 @CrissyCriss @glastonbury @BillBailey Thought I was the only one that remembered this.

@BBCRosAtkins @MrCliveC @davidlowemusic2 @CrissyCriss @glastonbury Ahhh, but what about @BillBailey doing it years ago. Also brilliant! youtu.be/vc9xLvrV_Zw?si…

Thanks to those of you asking for this. Here’s the full Drum & Bass remix of the BBC News theme. Composed by @davidlowemusic2, remixed by @crissycriss. And made with this afternoon @glastonbury in mind…

@WrongJill This is all trents fault

Everyone still awake? #ENGSLO #EURo2024

Unsurprisingly, this change has solved absolutely nothing. England still look like they have no plan to get the ball into the final third with any regularity, but now they’re trying to do it without their best passer.

The commentators currently having a competition with the players.over who can be more shit #england #engsvn

@englandcricket is the game off tonight? Don't want to travel in dangerous conditions if I don't need to

@englandcricket Tomorrow

Together ❤️ Training 💪 Tomorrow 🇵🇰

Jürgen reminded us of who we've always been. This is a reminder of who Liverpool 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞 👊 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧 🔈

@thisisanfield Stunning watch, really well put together. Thank you.

🔴 🇩🇪 𝗝𝗨𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗡 𝗞𝗟𝗢𝗣𝗣: 𝟭𝟬 𝗗𝗘𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗠𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦 📺 Watch now ⬇️

On this day 39 years ago, 56 people travelled to Valley Parade and never returned. Today, and every day, is for those we lost on 11th May 1985. 🎗️ #BCAFC

@WrongJill Well said

Gutted for Cov, they didn’t deserve to lose that. And if you live outside Manchester no one cares about the #FACup now. It’ll be as boring as the Mancs are #COVMUN #PUSB