Razor

you may know your cats name, but you'll never know what they named you

@ruledout_ Lemme start it

okay if you’re in the UK you need to do outlier. this at least will cover your bills or part of your rent. if you can’t do it, set up an account for a friend who has free time & can run it for you. there’s money on the table, before its all gone.

@snowiecone Justin Bieber

gun to your head name a canadian

@FearedBuck Tyson Fury knocked this guys head too hard, wtf is all this nonsense

Deontay Wilder tells Piers Morgan an insane story about how his baby mama became pregnant with their daughter. “Her mother tried to set me up to have the baby. She injected my sp—m in her and ran to the bathroom and locked the door and that’s how we had her, she don’t even know I know this, but i’m telling it to the world. When I came, I used to c-m on her stomach, fold my towel nicely by the bed, because I would want to wipe it off of her stomach. Most of her relationships only last for two months or whatever because she was a promiscuous woman, I didn’t know it at the time, I only found out this thing by reading her journal, she didn’t know I read her journal either. I did what I do, I had a good n-t and I n-t on her stomach, this time I went and got the towel and tried to wipe it off but she hit my hand so hard, I thought she hit my hand like a home run, like a baseball player do a baseball bat but she screamed NO as if she was being r-ped, she got up so quickly and ran to the bathroom and locked the door. 2 weeks later she was pregnant with my daughter” (via: Piers Morgan Uncensored)

@wentsickomode You guys just gonna ignore the SL65 Black Series?! 😍😍😍😍

How do you even explain Wale & Gaga to someone in 2026.

@DanBilzerian @AJENews

@AJENews Great!

BREAKING: Israel is now under the largest continuous Iranian attack since the strike three weeks ago, Israel’s Channel 14 reported.

@amphichrome_ Whose car is this? Just wondering

it’s okay to put lambo doors on your so that they work less. because it looks cool.

@BloodyPolitics This is insane, oh boyyyy

Now THAT'S a proper Easter Egg. No hollow disappointment. No palm oil.

@Thurgood_stubbz Black men in aviation 🙌🏾 >>>>>

It’s been one year at my job so happy about being at the job that I always wanted. Thank you Jesus ✈️✈️🔧🔧

@fairyfountain Kamala Harris 🤒

im crying who the fuck did they give my package to 😭😭😭😭

@RyanFL33 @FearedBuck LMFAOOOOO me and my pops run a cyber security company, chill your horses 😂😂😂😂

@stirlinghack @FearedBuck He probably never seen his dad

The mother of the person who stole from Twitch streamer “Musa_usa” tip jar went on his stream, returned the money, apologized on behalf of her son, and they ended up hugging

@RobinNestBCFC @L_33_H Some of them are actually

@L_33_H Crazy value - are they ULEZ compliant?

Factory fresh D3 🤯

@nostalgia_ I had this on PS2 omggg, my favourite part was the goofy goobers missions

SpongeBob SquarePants Movie game (2004)

@TigerWoods I will always support you mate 💪🏾

@horsepower I nearly picked up a N/A Supra back in 2014 for £3000 😭 I didn’t have a driving license tho, E30s were also going for £2k+, what a joke looking back

Long gone are the days of being able to pick up a clean running and driving M3 for less than $5,000.

@UB1UB2 On that fenty

What is actually happening in Greenford lately? 😳🐦 Just a guy army-crawling down the high street to hang out with the pigeons. Crazy!

@centralcee Yes yes

WAGWA₦

@CrimeLdn London is finito

Madmass in Clapham today

@CarSighting Oh snap, that’s Jordan! Makes so much sense now, how did I not notice that right away

@stirlinghack yeah that's when Jordan was playing for the Chicago Bulls

Bald head. He’s my spiritual equivalent from another era