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big brained deslopificator

@suedyourdad

Writer | Researcher | Analyst | Grad Student Law & Dispute Resolution American (abroad sometimes) • institutions • history • politics

Minneapolis, MN Entrou em Haziran 2015
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big brained deslopificator@suedyourdad·
Sometimes I legit think my mom develops psychosis or something or she’s just rage baiting me because why would she randomly act like I’m an alcoholic for asking for a beer at a brewery she invited ME to
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Definitely Nick
Definitely Nick@other_st_nick·
They should invent a coworker that knows stuff
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Kendall Pennington
Kendall Pennington@Kenny___Rose·
my grandfather worked at a factory so my father could work as an engineer so that i could work at a factory
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@Dustin_Cone THANK YOU because I got mauled on threads by the destination wedding girlies and I was like I’m sorry… I’m just for accessibility and inclusivity!
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Dustin Cone
Dustin Cone@Dustin_Cone·
@suedyourdad Destination weddings alone baffle me, like my family would curse me out 😂
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Dustin Cone@Dustin_Cone·
God watching The Valley can be soooo uncomfortable Watching a Postpartum Kristen Doute breakdown at her fiancé while they’re forced to film an international cast trip w/ a young baby Like this is TOO real for tv 😬😬 #TheValley
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pamm fair@PammFair·
@Dustin_Cone If she was struggling so much, maybe she needed to take a break from the show. Most women are back at work after just a month or two so it’s hard to be sympathetic.
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The fact Paris is going to be like 100 degrees all week and nobody has A/C I’m about to die
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Institutions will have you asking yourself if you’re crazy for exercising your rights…
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bunny@ConejoCapital·
what are we even doing anymore
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ahmed@ahmedxjean·
people telling me to kill myself and take the cape off… babes i have liver failure and im dying in november so let’s relax
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Heinz@Snowmannequin·
more energy
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@Dexerto The “who’s gonna take care of you if you don’t become a trad wife with 103837382 kids” crowd real quiet now…
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
A self-driving robot toilet that drives to your bed, washes and dries you, then returns to its dock to clean itself has been unveiled in China Reports suggest it could cost around $4,000, depending on the model
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@somethings_awry I was just thinking about how I miss writing letters!! I used to send letters to men at basic training when I was younger but it was such a day maker for them I loved it and I got to blab!
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Zweil@somethings_awry·
I miss writing love letters tbh
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mattie lubchansky@Lubchansky·
there are no "real" new yorkers. "new york" was invented in 1624 by the dutch west india company to sell rice pudding to tourists
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