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@wompkin @mttjyr @cianw Give us 350m and we’ll build you a business worth 20 quid. It will be just us holding a twenty pound note sobbing on a street corner for public amusement. The rest of the money will be on burnt for warmth #costoflivingcrisis

We shouldn’t underestimate Neumann; he built a 3bn dollar company with just 22bn of capital. And he has nice hair

@ChrisJBakke That was me 10 years ago

I run a very funny blog with a massive audience called "Techcrunch, but funny." Evidently, there is a small upstart named Techcrunch who is kindly ceasing and desisting me from using their name. Honest mistake. I had never heard of them. What should I re-name the blog to?

@jespergarde @sevitz @wilsondan @fakesevitz @cianw You called

Whatever happened to @fakesevitz cc @sevitz

@mttjyr @cianw @markofmac @ladychuff @emmahaslett Small prick?

@mttjyr @cianw @markofmac @ladychuff @emmahaslett Too much? *retires*

@mttjyr @cianw @markofmac @ladychuff @emmahaslett Somehow raised 400m US from SoftBank already. Just have to kill a Saudi journo as part of DD

Take a look at Adzuna. I invested via @Crowdcube #CapitalAtRisk crowdcube.com/investment/adz…

The gold Apple Watch will sell millions to the analysts charting sales volumes on their gold MacBook. None to ducks. No wrists.

@charlesarthur we'll do it. We can misspell swear words.

Oh dear someone (@wlmager) took down our site…

@sevitz @7db CODE

Better be hilarious > @cianw: I'm setting up a Digital Marketing newsletter with my pearls of wisdom encased within clientsider.us7.list-manage2.com/subscribe?u=01…”

Y! bought Summly because Marissa Meyer thinks the founder is Harry Styles. And she wants him. philosophically.com/the-summly-dea…

.@Harry_Styles um I think this was meant for you RT @hermioneway I will be in London 1st - 14th February! Lets meet!

@pglewis @cianw @wompkin you all BETRAYED ME

What better than a VC-Habbo-paedo scandal to wake up from our slumber.

@BrettTechLawyer @Nero @brianwhelanhack @balderton WE ARE BUYING.