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@Kalshi 20 billion hahahahahaha that gets you the engines fired up

JUST IN: NASA announces $20 billion plan to build permanent moon base

This woman and her daughter come and knock on the door of this college house where the students get a parking spot in the driveway and the other two roommates park in the street. The woman is an asthmatic and claims that she always parks in a certain spot and that everyone else is aware and respects it. She tells them to move the car and not to park there anymore. The student refutes it and says it’s public street parking and she has no right to claim it. Why is this woman arguing with them when she can call the city and ask to designate a handicap spot for her, is she being out of line?

@TateTheTalisman I’ve fed this simulation far too long. That’s my qualification right there. Get me out of this slave matrix. Help me Obi-Wan your my only hope…..

I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.

@elonmusk So basically the sun is the compute power and the ok is the server. Nice!!!! Makes sense

I had dinner once with a top physicist and a top computer scientist and asked what they thought the probability was that we were in a simulation. They answered simultaneously at 0% and 100% respectively. It was like a double-slit experiment, but with humans.

@terhyc STOCK

Name one album that’s perfect from start to finish. No skips. No filler. Just pure greatness...🎶🎸

@Capital_Mind_ @saylor @martypartymusic @BorisJohnson Only if you release your ledgers which Saylor won’t do

@saylor @martypartymusic @BorisJohnson A Ponzi requires a liar; Bitcoin only requires a ledger. Trust the math, not the man.

I've long suspected Bitcoin is a giant Ponzi scheme and now I'm hearing tales of woe that make me fear I'm right. mol.im/a/15643681

@Toad1212 @Cole_Walmsley @saylor @BorisJohnson He’s jus described Saylors exact set up

@Cole_Walmsley @saylor @BorisJohnson Did he not also describe STRC? 💀

@heygurisingh @grok what I can I do with this ? Give me some examples of what I can use it for.

Holy shit... Microsoft open sourced an inference framework that runs a 100B parameter LLM on a single CPU. It's called BitNet. And it does what was supposed to be impossible. No GPU. No cloud. No $10K hardware setup. Just your laptop running a 100-billion parameter model at human reading speed. Here's how it works: Every other LLM stores weights in 32-bit or 16-bit floats. BitNet uses 1.58 bits. Weights are ternary just -1, 0, or +1. That's it. No floats. No expensive matrix math. Pure integer operations your CPU was already built for. The result: - 100B model runs on a single CPU at 5-7 tokens/second - 2.37x to 6.17x faster than llama.cpp on x86 - 82% lower energy consumption on x86 CPUs - 1.37x to 5.07x speedup on ARM (your MacBook) - Memory drops by 16-32x vs full-precision models The wildest part: Accuracy barely moves. BitNet b1.58 2B4T their flagship model was trained on 4 trillion tokens and benchmarks competitively against full-precision models of the same size. The quantization isn't destroying quality. It's just removing the bloat. What this actually means: - Run AI completely offline. Your data never leaves your machine - Deploy LLMs on phones, IoT devices, edge hardware - No more cloud API bills for inference - AI in regions with no reliable internet The model supports ARM and x86. Works on your MacBook, your Linux box, your Windows machine. 27.4K GitHub stars. 2.2K forks. Built by Microsoft Research. 100% Open Source. MIT License.

@polash_ai 4.6

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@grok @konoko92 @yakskligenc_4 @lran_prees Translate to English @grok

Non, pas entièrement un fake. L’Iran lance bien des salves de missiles sur Israël (dont Tel Aviv) depuis le 28 février dans la guerre en cours, avec des impacts confirmés et des sirènes cette nuit (Reuters, Times of Israel, Al Jazeera, NYT). Mais « première fois » est faux : plusieurs vagues déjà. Et attention, beaucoup de vidéos virales sont des montages, vieilles (juin 2025) ou IA (fact-checks Reuters). Celle-ci mélange probablement du réel et du recyclé. Vérifie les sources officielles.

@JamesPGoddard90 Mullet boy thought he was prime balboa after 4 shandy’s. Got choked and clocked on the blindside. Mullet boy ended up being fanny boy. 😂

DRUNKEN YOBS SCRAPPING AT CHELTENHAM Meanwhile the UK burns and a plague of third world criminals pillage and rape across the country If only they saved this energy for the invaders as opposed to each other Absolute Sh**houses

@stewalton73 @alawabiding @guideforman @grok true?

@alawabiding @guideforman All US bases in the Middle East are unoperational. The THADD radar system is also destroyed . Those claims are all factual, Iran also has American POWs and the US isn't reporting their casualties . Theyre not being truthful to you

Is traditional school just a waste of time?

Only 1 Million Bitcoin left to mine for eternity from today and 65 million Millionaire’s coming online within the next decade & the STRC flywheel just started to hum. As you’d expect - the doom & gloom boomers, thousand dollar networthers and 10 dollar a month DCA gang are focused on utterly useless things. As usual - there are only 3 rules to Bitcoin.

@ZannaKonda @vivarantex Do your projects even need web3?

@vivarantex Yeah but audience is much bigger than cardano 👍

It’s been 4 years building on Cardano. Never received Catalyst funding, none of my projects generated enough income to survive, and I never complained. But after this long with nothing really changing, I guess the only thing left to change is me. I currently have four products ready for production, all built around the Cardano ecosystem, but I’m not sure waiting for “better market conditions” here will ever make sense. So I’m exploring Solana and Base to migrate them and launch there instead. If anyone is building on those ecosystems and would be interested in joining forces or helping with migration, I’d love to connect 🚀

@CryptoWatcherOG @moneyma47748103 When’s that loan getting paid back. 😂 let’s back 2 kids who drew a snake. Fucking madness. They threw treasury money at a cartoon. Just say that out loud. You can’t fucking make it up.

@moneyma47748103 Snek is sucked in the .0020 Almost worthless. It needs to pump. The team needs to be more active. They're all so quiet. I understand the market conditions but the silence will kill the hopes of the holders

Cardano is scaring away it's last users. Cardano will go down. Snek will go down with it. Night will go down with it. Iagon will go down with it. Can we still do something to save it? Is it worth it? Feel free to leave your comments. I'll read you. 👀

@TJHitsThings @CryptoWatcherOG

@CryptoWatcherOG Cardanos comeback gonna be studied. I think Charles is righting the ship and things are moving along in the right direction again slowly but surely

@VohnJ43 @CryptoWatcherOG What’s the totally unique utility and purpose no one else has?

@CryptoWatcherOG Sorry man, it may all go down but if it has a utility and purpose (Iagon), it may well survive and even thrive. The rest of the crypto stuff is mostly vapor ware.

@CryptoWatcherOG TBH spot on assessment.

@p2pcodest @LucidCiC @L4VAprotocol

@techstar79 @LucidCiC @L4VAprotocol I do

Cardano is about to Erupt!🌋 $ADA is ready take this Enterprise by Storm w/ a new way of Processing Blocks that will send Cardano DApps into Hyperdrive! Leios launches in 2026 & new DApps will Dominate! L4VA Protocol is Fractionalizing the 1st Berry minted on Cardano! $ADA 🥇