$Chef ₦ 𓃵

Being early is simple. 1. Follow link to sign up tweem.lol/?referral=1348… 2. Find a tweet you think will go viral. 3. Tag @tweem and predict the # of views, likes, comments, repost. 4. Earn pts for hits. Climb the leaderboard.

@atletienglish @krakenfx @Yakuza_Crypto_

One match. One badge. One winner. 🔴⚪️ $USELESS coin takes its place on our jersey after winning the @krakenfx trading competition. A new limited edition jersey for the game vs FC Barcelona 👊

@atletienglish Admin needs a raise fr!

Sorry for the confusion. Thank you for your attention. 🧵 A thread:

@wokal_distance Assuming the lady did all the planting is wild fr! What if the man did it but lost interest after losing his wife 😆

One of the more poisonous aspects of feminism is that it interprets relationships through the lens of a Marxist theory of labor which reduces every act of love and care to an economic transaction

He’s in a relationship with an online girl.

@edendotlol Everyone got tired cause of April fools day.

where are the bangers? my feed is on strike today

@MorettiLips Shut up!

The only way to get more money is to do illegal shit. Life n history taught me that. U just gotta know when to stop

@Dearme2_ April Fools Day

Name a huge scam.

@Falilatt_ You get doprted back to the country you came from and get a ban from international flights. You also get sent to jail for abusing an American citizen rights to tips. This shows you are not a caring person.

Genuinely curious, what happens if I refuse to tip in America?

@PumpDotFunGuy Just monitoring the situation.

What do y’all think

now i understand why older people are calmer… after you’ve died enough times inside, you learn to breathe, let go, and simply be

April fools day is crap!

@usanewshq @grok is this engagement bait?

President Trump rejected him on camera. Elon Musk has officially banned the ability to copy X links about politics! Watch this. Donald Trump Now try to copy the link…

@ShishirShelke1 @grok how true is this?

BREAKING: Apple is testing a new feature called “Private Island” which blocks content at side angles so people around you can’t peek at your screen It will work similarly to Samsung’s privacy display feature and could be introduced in iPhone 18 Pro series this September! Source: @.markgurman /s

@0xunusual Bro no blogs dey post about am.

VDM send Blord go prison fr? e go pain me if na April fool

@InvincibleHQ @DiscussingFilm @tweem 5x views

Stand ready for immediate viewing of Episode 5, worms!!!

Don’t thank me y’all deserve it.

@Urban_GTA_6 wtf! I got confused fr 😆😭

BREAKING: 57 year old actor Shawn Fonteno, best known for his role as Franklin in GTA 5, has reportedly started a flower business called “Roses In Petal (RIP)"🥀

My merch for the NASA Artemis II launch. It’s past midnight so it’s launch day on the East Coast.

@PumpDotFunGuy Can you get me one?

@rushicrypto Get yo money dawg!

lent a friend $2500 in january. good friend, known him for years. he said he needed it for rent and would pay me back in two weeks. i sent it instantly. it’s almost april now. i stayed quiet because asking for your own money back somehow makes you feel like the bad guy. meanwhile he’s posting dinners, concerts, new sneakers, trips. just living life. and it’s not even about the $2500 anymore. it’s the silence. like it never happened. crazy how money doesn’t ruin friendships, pretending it never existed does.