The knee braces will always be the funniest part of this video.
Pericles@PerryALPHA
Women cops after they shoot a random bystander
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Michael Shell
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Can you even imagine being as retarded as Adam Swift?
Adam Rossi@rossiadam
I still can’t believe these words were written unironically: “I don’t think parents reading their children bedtime stories should constantly have in their minds the way that they are unfairly disadvantaging other people’s children, but I think they should have that thought occasionally.” – Adam Swift, University of Warwick, England, May 2015
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Looooooooooong sigh. Women should be allowed to do everything but violence.
Aesthetica@Anc_Aesthetics
The female cop just executed a random bystander trying to get away from the shooter and then when the real shooter came she flees leaving two people dead because of her incompetence. What the hell are we doing allowing female police officers.
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Did this guy just say $10 per day per family for universal childcare? What an idiot. And the interviewer just nodded through it. Bro.
Western Lensman@WesternLensman
Ro Khanna has yet another idea on what could be paid for by taxing Elon: “For 5% tax one time on Elon Musk, you could have universal child care in America. $10 a day for every family." Ro never stops daydreaming about different ways to spend Elon's money.
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Michael Shell retweetou
Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads who go the extra mile.
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A guy this rational has to know there are zero women for him, right?
Financial Dystopia@financedystop
This is like playing the dating game on the hardest mode possible
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I think the word “goy” is kind of helping me understand the way black people think about the n word. Not 100%, but more than 0%. “Goy” is funny when a non-Jew uses it, but retarded when a Jew uses it.
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JD did very well here against a barely concealed corrupt Zionist. I am not happy about it, as I don’t want him to progress in politics, but he did very well.
Eli Kowaz - איליי קואז@elikowaz
JD Vance on the Iran deal: “Israel’s opinions matter, but fundamentally they are separate.” This is what losing the American right sounds like. My latest: kowaz.substack.com/p/losing-maga
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@amylcris First of all, you tell him to go to Tulsa Tech. Cost me $8,000.
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Where is the white privilege everyone talks about??
My 22-year-old son now wants to attend Aviation Mechanic School. It costs $40,000. They do not accept student aid. The only grants are these: 332 Heritage Foundation, Black Pilots of America, Latino Pilot Association, National Gay Pilot Association, Organization of Black Professionals, Professional Asian Pilots, Women in Aviation.
So how is an average young white straight male supposed to go without me co-signing a full loan? 🤦♀️
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Michael Shell retweetou
@itamarbengvir *translate from Japanese: Wholesome, polite
*translate from Spanish: Soccer, playfully racist memes
*translate from Hebrew: 😳
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I get the feeling people don’t know this.
Richard Medhurst@richimedhurst
The British oil company that became BP discovered Iran's oil. When Iranians realized they were being robbed, they nationalized it — so MI6 & CIA toppled their democracy in 1953, installing a dictatorship. Iranians rose up in 1979 & the West has never forgiven them for it.
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@tarangoestohell @maxnesterak People with survival instincts.
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@maxnesterak Amazing story but who sees a car and thinks "oh my god someone's about to ambush me"
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absolutely wild story of two guys in an ATV accidentally coming upon a missing woman up to her mouth in muddy water in northern Minnesota startribune.com/atv-riders-fou…
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Michael Shell retweetou
Elon Musk is a trillionaire. I am not a trillionaire. This strikes me as unfair. Nobody should be allowed to have more than me. The amount of money a person should be allowed to have is exactly the amount I currently have, and no more. I am smart. I really am. I’m serious.
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“Boomer” isn’t an age. It is a state of mind.
👑 J³ABz👑@Jabz_CFC
Daniel Craig's daughter won't receive a large inheritance from her dad, as he finds inheritances "distasteful" and does not "want to leave great sums to the next generation." He told Insider, "My philosophy is to get rid of it or give it away before you go."
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If you didn’t laugh at this in 2016, you were silly. If you can’t laugh at it in 2026, you are too far gone.
Also, the man hours invested in this might have solved cancer if the people
Involved had an IQ over 92.
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